Day Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 My missus came home tonight and announced that she's losing weight to make her boobs smaller. Unlike Boycie and his failures as a father I've done nothing to deserve this. Apparently they are too big for her bridesmaid dress that she's got to wear this summer, have you ever heard of such rubbish? Boobs that are too big? I'm considering leaving her or spiking her dinner with extra calories. She's currently a 36D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Better yet, make a little Manu fan in her tummy. Little buggers tend to get the boobs bigger for a while at least. Then you can make another one. A Wolves fan for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I don't suppose we could see a pic so we can judge the situation ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 No, you're too young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 "http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/t/ti/tit_bird/tit_bird_1" alt="tit_bird_1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 The female is definitely hot. The male looks kind of dum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 One on the right looks ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Have you weighed them up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted April 3, 2013 Author Share Posted April 3, 2013 I'm not allowed to touch, you can look with your eyes she tells me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Well, have you seen the other brides maids knockers to see what they might end up looking like? You need to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 My last girlfriend had F size boobs..... however her eyes were dead wide, a really lazy cow and a veggie. And she cheated on me..... not bitter at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 My last girlfriend had F size boobs..... however her eyes were dead wide, a really lazy cow and a veggie. And she cheated on me..... not bitter at all yeah, she did have nice knockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 yeah, she did have nice knockers. They did start to go like dog ears to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mozza Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 cheers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 ".thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01545/builders-bum-3_1545176a" alt="builders-bum-3_1545176a">pearl necklace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 pearl necklace? alloy wheels.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 My last girlfriend had F size boobs..... however her eyes were dead wide, a really lazy cow and a veggie. And she cheated on me..... not bitter at all did she not eat meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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