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Why are so many of our referees slapheads who look like genetic mutants. Other countries seem to have much younger, fitter, hairier refs, which may explain why our standards are so low. As Old Mother Riley the head of the PGMO is a worthless slaphead himself, is that the reason for the slaphead recruitment policy rather than honesty and competence. Brain cells work less well in cold weather, on a cold day a slaphead ref has the brain capacity of a mentally retarded monkey by the end of the game, -make them wear hats. In fairness however the Clap (Clattenburg) has hair and he is probably the worst referee in the history of the game at any level. The national lottery on Saturday isn't just about 6 numbers as worthless foo; after worthless fool ruins games.

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Why are so many of our referees slapheads who look like genetic mutants. Other countries seem to have much younger, fitter, hairier refs, which may explain why our standards are so low. As Old Mother Riley the head of the PGMO is a worthless slaphead himself, is that the reason for the slaphead recruitment policy rather than honesty and competence. Brain cells work less well in cold weather, on a cold day a slaphead ref has the brain capacity of a mentally retarded monkey by the end of the game, -make them wear hats. In fairness however the Clap (Clattenburg) has hair and he is probably the worst referee in the history of the game at any level. The national lottery on Saturday isn't just about 6 numbers as worthless foo; after worthless fool ruins games.

We tried young refs - We got Stuart Atwell.....

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Whatever happened to Atwell, I assumed the FA swapped him for a bucket of cow dung for the the pitches at the St Georges Centre. He is truly even worse than the Clap. The thing about some of these young but useless refs they have often been groomed by someone in the referees hierarchy so are given a hand up.

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prefer the bald ones mesen.

stand right next to the player, blow our whistle as loud as you can, and becon him towards you while walking backwards.
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Why are so many of our referees slapheads who look like genetic mutants. Other countries seem to have much younger, fitter, hairier refs, which may explain why our standards are so low. As Old Mother Riley the head of the PGMO is a worthless slaphead himself, is that the reason for the slaphead recruitment policy rather than honesty and competence. Brain cells work less well in cold weather, on a cold day a slaphead ref has the brain capacity of a mentally retarded monkey by the end of the game, -make them wear hats. In fairness however the Clap (Clattenburg) has hair and he is probably the worst referee in the history of the game at any level. The national lottery on Saturday isn't just about 6 numbers as worthless foo; after worthless fool ruins games.

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I used to like slaphead Roger Kirkpatrick - he of the muttonchop whiskers.

We never got him for competitive games because he was from Leicester, but he always turned up as the ref in friendlies at the BBG

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