Ruddy Cyclist!!!!

[Boycie]

I followed a woman going through Matlock Bath, she was riding in the middle of the lane, I think the dozy cow thought she was behind her wheel of her car, ( we all know she's got a gas gussler)

I'd have pipped her and given her what for if she hadn't got a great ass in them tight Lycra hot pants.

I was gripping my gear stick.

[uttoxram75]

I followed a woman going through Matlock Bath, she was riding in the middle of the lane, I think the dozy cow thought she was behind her wheel of her car, ( we all know she's got a gas gussler)

I'd have pipped her and given her what for if she hadn't got a great ass in them tight Lycra hot pants.

I was gripping my gear stick.

Did she have a mudguard?

[AndyinLiverpool]

Here's my 3-point plan to improve road safety:

1.) Ban cyclists

2.) Ban Audis and BMWs

3.) Ban all 4x4s that aren't Landies.

Thank you and goodnight.

I have an Audi. It's great.

I hate cyclists who think red lights don't apply to them.

[swansea ram]

Here's my 3-point plan to improve road safety:

1.) Ban cyclists

2.) Ban Audis and BMWs

3.) Ban all 4x4s that aren't Landies.

Thank you and goodnight.

There's nothing wrong with BMWs.

Especially the big loud ones.

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