ramesses Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 My turds would need a toe poke to get up and over that s bend. My Ferraris are constantly breaking down. It’s the price you pay for owning something so beautiful and desirable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 My turds would need a toe poke to get up and over that s bend. If you've got to get your foot in the bowl then this might not be the appliance for you. May i recommend a high level cistern with chain action lever delivering the full 6 litres to the back of the pan at maximum velocity You could get a bit of spray and splash back but you might even quite enjoy that. Like a wave breaking over the back of your buttocks as you let rip. Better still when combined with horizontal grab rails and the opportunity to push off with your feet against the back of the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 18, 2012 Author Share Posted November 18, 2012 yes i might look into that. The trouble I also have is the fart that precedes the dump blows all the water around the u bend thus rendering the last line of defence from the smell of the drains useless. Nobody wants a dry bowl to fill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 If you can blow the trap out yoursen then the resultant smell might not actually be the drains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 i smell a rat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 18, 2012 Author Share Posted November 18, 2012 If you can blow the trap out yoursen then the resultant smell might not actually be the drains. you mean it might be me? My farts smell like a perfumed garden though. well, not when i'm on the gluten to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Still s(h)itting in the loo ? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 21, 2012 Author Share Posted November 21, 2012 Still s(h)itting in the loo ? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Ay up! I'm not like you! I always use the loo. I'm not sure what you lot do in Belgium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Ram Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I work as a manager for Carluccio's, we do a full gluten-free menu, including pasta which you can buy in our food shops. We're not in Derby yet, but for a nice meal out there's a branch in Nottingham and one in Leicester too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 22, 2012 Author Share Posted November 22, 2012 Is there one In Chester? I think I went into it? not sure, it was an Italian with a food section at the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 My turds would need a toe poke to get up and over that s bend. don' know what i ate... http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/monster_1f78d9_669000 but feel better now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 My Ferraris are constantly breaking down. It’s the price you pay for owning something so beautiful and desirable. I nearly sideswiped a Maserati the other day! Nearest I'll ever come to getting one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Only today i was wondering how boycies arse was doing. .......just after i laid something the length of me arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Only today i was wondering how boycies arse was doing. .......just after i laid something the length of me arm. Top, top post. Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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