ladyram Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Evening all, I know there's a few of you from the States on our fantabulous forum, enjoying (or, sometimes not 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> ) all the goings on at our footie matches. This thread is about something completely different, in fact, it could change your life. It's revolutionary in the States, it's never been introduced before and I have the opportunity to share this with you as it's being introduced in America - and - if it's followed correctly, can lead to a brand new, healthier you. [url=http://www.slimmingworld.com/]http://www.slimmingworld.com/ In the Uk, this is the Number 1 Food Optimising Plan. It isn't a diet, it's all about making healthy changes to your diet which are sustainable but DOES NOT mean you have to cut out your favourite foods. In fact, far from it. Please trust me, this isn't a scam, or some kind of rip off, it really does work. And the best thing is, you DO NOT, ever, have to count calories. Have a read about the plan, mention it to your mates, to anyone you know in fact who might need help and support if they're thinking of losing weight but don't know what to do about it. Have a look at Slimming World's facebook page or their website to get more info on how to join. If anybody needs any help, give me a shout but if I can't help, I'll ask my consultant to. It might be the best thing you ever do. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Just have sex if you wanna lose some weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Just have sex if you wanna lose some weight. Yep, the horizontal tango is one way of losing weight, but sometimes, a little bit more help is needed 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Why does it have to be Americans LR are you insinuating they're all fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Don't eat whilst having sex helps as well, if you must use whipped cream get the low calorie one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Don't eat whilst having sex helps as well, if you must use whipped cream get the low calorie one so..inserted Mars bars is a no ,no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Why does it have to be Americans LR are you insinuating they're all fat? No, but, like over here, the obesity problem is getting worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyBilly Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Becoming fat in America is a rite of passage. If you're not obese by 30 you haven't lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 so..inserted Mars bars is a no ,no ? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> What a way with words you have Mo55y! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Becoming fat in America is a rite of passage. If you're not obese by 30 you haven't lived. That's why Slimming Worlds founder ( a Derbyshire lass I might add) wants to help with Food Optimising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 so..inserted Mars bars is a no ,no ? Depends on your calorie intake for the day, the odd treat isn't a bad thing just don't go for the king size, it's not the size it's how you eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Bloody hell, this thread's about slimming, not shagging. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Sex is a good way to burn calories if you don't pop too early, when me and the missus were on the diets we were fighting over who went on top, now we've lost weight she's back to pretending like a sack of spuds....."have you done yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 missus just said , as long as it ain't straight out the fridge... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Almost bought this for the missus birthday, didn't in the end I was too scared of what positions it might put me in so I got her the standard female excercise one http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91kvCCSVKJL._AA1500_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 That lass ain't getting no sex curled up like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Don't eat whilst having sex helps as well, if you must use whipped cream get the low calorie one Gross. The low calorie one. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Bloody hell, this thread's about slimming, not shagging. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Of course it is. What made you think otherwise ? Women's intuition ? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 That lass ain't getting no sex curled up like that. I bet she would. Looks fit and flexible. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I've seen slimming worlds HQ in Somercotes. The owners a right fat blimp. Very rich though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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