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davenportram

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Right guys got my ticket for Saturday, and just realised I haven't been on a terrace since I was 10 and standing on milk crates at the front of the Key Club

What is the current terrace etiquette

Can I

1) roll up my programme and use it as a funnel to pee in someone's pocket?

2) pick a spot on a barrier and use my elbows to guard it?

3) leave my wallet in my back pocket and it will be safe from tea leaves?

4) stand at the front and block the kids views?

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No, it terraces in the away, with some seating if you're posh.

dav, don't forget to drink lots of ale and shout and swear at the opposition while propping yourself up against the poor bloke in front. Oh, if you can shout directly in his ear hole all the better.

That's what the Cnut did to me last time I was on that terrace.

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I prefer London Road to so many football grounds in this division, looking forward to it. The few times I've been it's been good despite the mixed results.

Anyone know how many we have sold? My ticket has a serial number of 1994 and the other 2 1995 & 1996.. I'd be happy if it turns out thats how many we've sold for the terrace so far (of saturday).

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Right guys got my ticket for Saturday, and just realised I haven't been on a terrace since I was 10 and standing on milk crates at the front of the Key Club

What is the current terrace etiquette

Can I

1) roll up my programme and use it as a funnel to pee in someone's pocket?

2) pick a spot on a barrier and use my elbows to guard it?

3) leave my wallet in my back pocket and it will be safe from tea leaves?

4) stand at the front and block the kids views?

You really have forgotten everything. Only thing you should know is that you don't go to terrace to survive.

Let others survive you.

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No, it terraces in the away, with some seating if you're posh.

dav, don't forget to drink lots of ale and shout and swear at the opposition while propping yourself up against the poor bloke in front. Oh, if you can shout directly in his ear hole all the better.

That's what the Cnut did to me last time I was on that terrace.

I think there's some seating for Derby fans too.

Boom tish.

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