RamOfKansas Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Most of you probably hate me, I mean I would too if I actually read what I write here half the time. But no, I just let it flow out in a river of insane rant complete with everything that is wrong with Americans. However, I must say I like you people. The majority of you welcomed me as the "special" American fan, the rest of you just rolled your eyes. The majority of you're stupid for it, and the rest are genius. But I like stupid. Thanks for having me here and allowing me to develop this crazed love I now have for the Footballin Rams of Derby(mostly it's Jake Buxton, but he is a Footballin Ram). I still yearn for the day when I can visit Pride Park, and I hope that if anyone here makes it over the pond and heaven forbid to the great giant grassy wasteland that is Kansas, I hope you'll give me a holler. Now I'll complete this dumpster fire and quit embarrassing myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 AAAAAWWWWW Brought a tear to my eye, if you pay for me to come to Kansas I will come, but only if you take me to see the yellow brick road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 What you blabbing on about gringo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Most of you probably hate me, I mean I would too if I actually read what I write here half the time. But no, I just let it flow out in a river of insane rant complete with everything that is wrong with Americans. However, I must say I like you people. The majority of you welcomed me as the "special" American fan, the rest of you just rolled your eyes. The majority of you're stupid for it, and the rest are genius. But I like stupid. Thanks for having me here and allowing me to develop this crazed love I now have for the Footballin Rams of Derby(mostly it's Jake Buxton, but he is a Footballin Ram). I still yearn for the day when I can visit Pride Park, and I hope that if anyone here makes it over the pond and heaven forbid to the great giant grassy wasteland that is Kansas, I hope you'll give me a holler. Now I'll complete this dumpster fire and quit embarrassing myself. two words. Moon shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Move it to the drunk thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Der der ding ding ding ding ding ding der, yeee harrrrr! Hic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 No no he's not drunk, thats just typical american ****** right there. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Rok and his homies in da hud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Hell yeah ROK, we Brits are with Team America!! 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Right, when do we bomb the hell out of Iran? guess we are just waiting for Mitt to get on board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamOfKansas Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 two words. Moon shine. Close, just a bit of that Everclear. It's like moonshine, but without the chance of lead poisioning. I wish I had some moonshine. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamOfKansas Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 Hell yeah ROK, we Brits are with Team America!! Right, when do we bomb the hell out of Iran? guess we are just waiting for Mitt to get on board? Mitt Romney on Iran: "Saddam Hussein must be stopped." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butthead Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Mitt Romney on Iran: "Saddam Hussein must be stopped." love it 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamOfKansas Posted September 22, 2012 Author Share Posted September 22, 2012 AAAAAWWWWW Brought a tear to my eye, if you pay for me to come to Kansas I will come, but only if you take me to see the yellow brick road. Easy to do, that's just a good 30 minute jog from hometown to Sedan. There's about 5 different houses that claim that's where Dorothy lived though. And 10 museums that each claim to have the legitimate ruby red slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Easy to do, that's just a good 30 minute jog from hometown to Sedan. There's about 5 different houses that claim that's where Dorothy lived though. And 10 museums that each claim to have the legitimate ruby red slippers. JOG??!!?? I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamOfKansas Posted September 23, 2012 Author Share Posted September 23, 2012 JOG??!!?? I'm out. Well driving to be sure. I'm an American of course. I don't "jog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Aw RoK - I don't hate you and I'm sure most folk on here don't either. I'm glad you chose Derby County to support. xx I'll give y'all a call when I do my route 66 trip. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Typical American, an outpour of emotion. Didn't the English teach them how to control themselves? "You love me, you really love me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Well driving to be sure. I'm an American of course. I don't "jog". Well I'm not American and I don't jog either 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> - sod that! And I don't hate you either, so chill dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 A few questions RoK Do you support derby and do you constantly moan and complain. If the answer are yes then no. Then it's all good 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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