Grumpy Git

Home end.

I had one, but for me, the train journey to Cambridge is such ballache, I gave it to a mate who lives a lot closer.

Cambridge still have a battle, we need a point as an absolute minimum. Clean sheet please Mr Warne.

Undefeated after two games and above Yaarkshire in the table, crack open the Moet. 😂 https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/county-championship-division-two-2024-1410192/glamorgan-vs-derbyshire-5th-match-1410267/match-report-4

Hope you've scored in them!

Puma, confirmed.

I'd let Gayle start next week in a plaster cast and crutches. He'd still have scored the CBT chance tonight with his todger.

They'd have probably come back without it

CBT was bringing-out his inner Conor Sammon tonight. Dreadful, dreadful miss (of the season).

I reckon there's probably more positives from Br*xit than from that performance

The ballboys want fcuking

For some light relief, I've just had root csnal treatment without anaesthetic

Understatement of the season

Dwight Gayle in this side we'd be minimum 0-2 up. 😪

Barker is worse than listening to Pat Nevin on radio 5 Live (and that's fcuking painful).

You've obviously never watched GB News or any foreign TV.

This leaving your leg in the way to make it look like a trip is everything that is wrong with football.

And I hope their bus breaks-down going back up the M1

I've had a bigger fight taking off my underpants after a day on the beer.

Pity all the bowlers have RSI from too much time on the Playstation.

The First Omen (at Picture House cinema). Despite really liking Bill Nighy, it was terrible. Conor Sammon/10

Carlisle relegated as it stands.

And before that for Derby, it was our Hispano-Scot midfielder Bruce Rioja.

Can you just say that again please?

Did you swap your London maisonette for Chatsworth? 😉