Muskination
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8 hours ago, Wolfie said:
I get peed off on Amazon when I'm looking for something, see it has good reviews but then when I read them, all the 5 star ones are posted by people who have been "given the product in return for an impartial revew". Yeah, right.
The reviews for Veet for men are always good for a chuckle, though....
Mate, I clicked on this link not expectingmuch. Those questions and top reviews gave me a right good laugh.
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14 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said:
got to be honest. On the Friday, I was wrecked, spent most time outside trying to pull a buxom Welsh wench!
The best act I saw was Soul II Soul. Absolutely flawless.
Outside with a buxom Welsh wench with 'Back to life, back to reality' playing. Does life get any better than that?
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2 hours ago, Mostyn6 said:
oh god. I'm envious.
It's got to the stage that even seaside chippys at Blackpool cart out a sealed bag of frozen chips and toss into the fryer. I hate the taste.
I was at a Butlins weekender and on Saturday, shelled out about £9 for "fresh" fish and chips. Suffice to say, they were cooked from frozen and horrible. Whole weekend ruined! lol
Who was the best? Was it Altered Images?
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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:
I did just that once and got bollocked by the person in the shop for "driving off without paying".
Ha, I bet that left him a bit red faced.
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1 minute ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:
I like Mock Turtles better..........
Souper.
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8 minutes ago, StringerBell said:
StringerBell has been speaking in third person for a while now because Muskination thinks pronouns are rude. StringerBell merely asks Muskination not to use such vile words to StringerBell as well.
Stay off the drugs.
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1 minute ago, StringerBell said:
Please stop being rude to StringerBell.
Third person speak eh?
From indirectly suggesting physical confrontation to this.
What is next?
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12 minutes ago, StringerBell said:
What does Muskination mean when Muskination says you? StringerBell has a pseudonym.
Well, you let that one die down nicely without saying anything. It doesn't matter that Stringerbell is a pseudonym, but I won't bold it.
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1 minute ago, ketteringram said:
This is going well.
On a lighter note, why was Google one of the top searches on Google a while back? Never mind.
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3 minutes ago, StringerBell said:
They may be ommited? What does Muskination mean when Muskination says they?
Oh dear. Do you need time to think?
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8 minutes ago, StringerBell said:
No why doesn't Muskination take it out of Muskinations arse and stick it up StringerBells nose?
If pronouns didn't exist they would quickly get invented. StringerBell will run a little English class for Muskination and Billy Davies if Muskination would like.
Sure. Why don't you run me a little English class (Note a question mark was not used as it some rhetorical cases they may be omitted. Also, 'was not' was used as opposed to 'wasn't' to move to a formal dialogue').
Try engaging in a discourse with regard to something you don't have to look up on Google.
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10 minutes ago, StringerBell said:
No it isn't. Calling someone a **** is rude, not their appropriate gendered pronoun. Take the stick out your arse.
Just because you use upper high school words doesn't mean it's not rude, if used in a certain context. The same goes for she.
I take that stick out of my @rse and stick it up your nose.
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On 10/21/2016 at 01:22, Tony Le Mesmer said:
Not sure if anyone has covered this before but 'chuggers' and people claiming to represent a business or charity virtually accosting you as you go about your merry way.
In Chesterfield town centre today I needed to pop in to pick something up. I was roughly 10 minutes from leaving the car park to returning back to my car and I was rudely interrupted 7 times whilst the opportunities for a plethora of other chuggers was missed due to me diverting or taking a wide berth whilst passing.
First I had some homeless charity. They have my sympathy but I won't give if they harass me. Then Salvation Army bloke stood right in the middle of the pavment. He wasn't shouting or trying to verbally assault passers by to be fair, simply an elderly gentleman dressed in the uniform with a collecting tin. Acceptable but I was in a rush. Then seconds later I pass two women sat down alongside a load of leaflets about God and the Bible. No thanks.
"ROOFS, WINDOWS, DOORS!! shouts a small unkempt man whilst simultaneously thrusting a leaflet in the general direction of my face.
Then comes the AA man. No thanks mate, i'm already a member. Then the Sky bloke next to him. Same response I gave the AA man - both true.
Talk Talk want a word. I'm not in the talking mood by now so just blank them and then on entering the post office I get a bloke representing injured servicemen who scuttled across the 10 yards into my personal space thrusting another leaflet in my face and shouting help for the injured servicemen. All admirable charities but I won't give if you pester. If you sit there with a large banner quiet as a mouse and smile then yes, I think I have spare change but otherwise just piss off out of my face please.
There were a few more. Some revolutionary flat roofing system that I might vaguely be interested in if I ever earn enough money to own my own house but until then. Bugger off.
I will write to Chesterfield Borough Council about this and I won't be going back into the town centre unless I have absolutely no other option but to do so. Is it like this in Derby or where you live?
I think in Chesterfield with it being a small compact town it's more noticeable as space for them all is at a premium but it just seems that wherever you are or whatever you are doing people are always after money.
With me though it's counterproductive as I won't give if asked - only if I see something and am free to make my own mind up in my own time without being terrorised. They are no more than aggressive beggars and it needs to be stopped.
Had these today and couldn't help but think of your post.
Yes, I know it's a worthwhile cause but it's not so worthwhile that you'd volunteer to do it is it?
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9 hours ago, StringerBell said:
People who complain about perfectly appropriate pronouns being used for them as though it's somehow rude.
For example, people who say with utter disgust when they're referred to as 'her'. What do you mean, her?". Yes, you are a woman. Her.
It is rude.
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When you're having an online debate and you disagree with what people are saying even though they resort to name calling, and later down the track you watch as the view you were proposing materialise.
- Stive Pesley and McRamFan
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Kids (almost always) who put their feet all over the seats on public transport.
Here, take this complimentary punch on the nose you selfish tw@t.
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5 hours ago, WhiteHorseRam said:
You know they are desperate to call Chelsea v Everton 'Blue Monday.'
They show their lack of nouse as of course one side will be in their away kit.
It's the New Order.
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Just now, WhiteHorseRam said:
Ah, I see what you mean, the franking machine or big white anonymous sticker things.
There was/is something very satisfying sending a letter with a big colourful commemorative stamp stuck on it. Kind of appeals to me like Panini stickers.
Yes, kids wouldn't be like they are now if they had stamps to collect.
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Just now, WhiteHorseRam said:
Did you enjoy licking your own?
It's just the printed thing I get these days.
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Stamps. They're just not the same any more.
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12 hours ago, The 1884 Group said:
How is a hipster beard different from a normal beard just so I know!
The hipster beard is equipped with it's own unique gen y superpowers,
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Hipster beards.
Random stuff that people do that annoy me
in The Jim Smith Room
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Did you set fire to his brother's house?