Muskination

On 10/7/2016 at 19:31, Tony Le Mesmer said:

I've worked in animal rescue shelters since 1998 and the number of dogs we've rehomed that have had to be returned due to sudden behavioural issues that the new owners were seriously concerned about I can count on one hand. Most rescue dogs just require firm and consistent training, an understanding of each individual animal's behavioural problems by the prospective owner and a long term commitment to implement these.

My bug bear is thick people who get pups such as Akitas then let them do what they want and 6 months later when it's the size of a lion and all over the shop and they can't cope they expect rescue centres to take them in and miraculously turn them into an instant rehomable proposition overnight. Jeez. Brains in their arses.  

Also people who ring up and say they are moving house and can't take a dog so can we take it from them. Not a problem with this at all, that's what we are here for. Then you ask, "when are you moving?".

"Tomorrow" comes the reply.

Presumably they've known about their impending move for more than one day so why not ring once they had found out?! It would give us time to find and allocate space.

Then we say we cannot take it, it will have to go on the waiting list as there is no room at the centre and then you get abuse and the "you're supposed to care about animals aren't you?" line.

P*** off you waste of space.

Please.

Well, being a dog lover, I get really ****** off with people saying that they are moving house and that consequently, they can't take their dog with them.

Too ******* inconvenient to consider your dog in the move is it **** head? What are you going to do when you have a baby, you ****? Which hopefully you won't as you clearly have no idea of love and responsibility.

***** should be banned from owning dogs for life.

Just now, Phoenix said:

Yes, I managed to annoy a lot of local motorists, white van men,silver van men, lorry drivers, coach drivers etc. You should try it some time.

I will. I'm going to buy a caravan and drag it around all over the place.

10 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

The drivers that turn in to a lane that's turning off, but at an angle, leaving their butt-end sticking out into your lane, thus obviating the benefit of the turn off lane at a single stroke. This happened about 5 times in my week in the Lake District.

Mind you, wish I was still there.

Bloody tourists.

I'm from the norf... only ******** drink shandy.

On 9/16/2016 at 07:02, Tony Le Mesmer said:

Drivers that brake suddenly then indicate. Its the other way round you dolts !!

Literally nearly every driver in the country does this I'm sure of it.

Or driver's that turn in to a lane that's turning off, and then indicate when they're in it! It's too fncking late now, it's called an indicator to indicate where you're going, not where you are!

2 minutes ago, EastHertsRam said:

I'm really not, correct me if I am wrong but you posted informing me my original post was inaccurate. I don't believe it is, you do, now before everybody else dies of boredom, I'm going to leave you to it. As I already alluded to, I'm not looking for an argument, it's just a simple case of I'm right, you're pants are on fire. 

You're still going.

12 minutes ago, EastHertsRam said:

I don't believe you, that's all, I just get the impression your up for an argument. In all my 57 years I've never heard a tattooed person say "look at that bloke/woman with no tattoos" but obviously someone you know has. 

Strikes me you're the only person pursuing an argument. Good luck with that.

Oh, and let em se if I can drag up a turgid emoticon to go with it.

2 hours ago, EastHertsRam said:

As far as I'm concerned it is. Are you one of these people that could have an argument in an empty room per chance ?

Sorry to bring someone else's experience to the fore. Sorry also that you struggle with that.

13 hours ago, EastHertsRam said:

Q, What's the difference between people who choose to have tattoos and people who don't ?

A, People who choose to have tattoos don't feel compelled to comment about those that don't. 

That would be nice if it were true,

On 8 September 2016 at 19:44, StivePesley said:

Or ask yourself if you can address your insecurities in a way that doesn't involve permanently inking your body?

Or ask why you need to self harm...

On 8 September 2016 at 07:52, Inverurie Ram said:

Grimsby Town?

Bristol Rovers

2 minutes ago, Tony Le Mesmer said:

And those who walk down the street with music blaring out of their 'personal' music thingy. Plus those on public transport or in doctors waiting rooms who also have a 'personal' music thingy with all sorts of bleeps and squeaks blaring out or some rapper on about his bitches or something embarrassing like that. It's YOUR music man which means I don't wanna effin hear it too!! It's never ever decent music either, just gormless techno, inert r and b or the crucifyingly excruciatingly annoying sounds of some wannabe rapper from Worcester trying to sound like he was brought up in the Bronx! Aaaaaggggh!! Although I realise I've just condemned the whole gamut of 3 different musical genres there I make no apologies.

I can deal with a tiny tiny amount of dance music at a push but r and b and rap make me heave.

Calmed down now. Just put on some Shostakovich.

No, not that one. This one are Soviet four piece metallers.

I thought it was the guy looking at buying Burton.

******* who have their radio on at their desk in the office.

That's alright fuckface, me and those around me don't need to focus and concentrate on our work, and of course, you're too special to use your in ears aren't you.

When the missus gives me a cuppa with the handle the wrong way around.