uttoxram75 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 To help make your visit to this forum complete, we are happy to provide you with your horoscope predictions. We hope this adds value to your Forum experience. Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) If I were a rich man, yubbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydum. All day long I’d biddybiddybum, if I were a wealthy man. Which probably explains why I’m not. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/bob Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) Your looped 'y' indicates a flamboyant personality and the forward sloping indicates impatience. But why is it written in blood? Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) The first heavy snow of winter brings a crystalline hush to the world and as a pristine blanket settles over the gentle rolling hills you tell work you're snowed in, take off your underpants and go back to playing Skyrim. Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) E4 producers haven’t got back to you yet about your suggestion for the show ‘Playing It Straight’ where you suggest a square cut shot is more suitable for shorter off-stump deliveries. Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Your interest in Indian culture makes you a more culturally-enriched individual with an appreciation of esoteric spirituality and the many flavours of Asia but that doesn't mean you need to do the voice as well. Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) You cannot wait to see the look on your boss's face when he asks what you've been doing all year and you usher him into the stationery cupboard to behold your life-sized papercilp velociraptor. Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) One hundred sit-ups a day is impressive. Is there a similar exercise for your ability to make me despise everything about you? Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) You miss your girlfriend's funny little habits like stealing the duvet, so maybe you shouldn't have shopped her to the security guard in John Lewis. Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) Quick question - how does your digestive system cope with you being told to stop being such a fussy little **** and order something? Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) You ask for a refund from the cinema manager after watching ‘The Grey’ on the basis that if you wanted to watch a dour old man have a terrible time with wolves you’d get a season ticket at Molineux. Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) Your years campaigning against animal testing, capitalism, war in the middle east and fascist groups has seen you develop a keen desire for change. Usually for a can of Kestrel. Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) If you’re honest with yourself, you’re not where you thought you’d be by the age of 40 - in prison for killing all those midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randombc Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Well it's better then the horoscopes in the Daily Star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 i'll never understand why people believe in that *****. So the same things going to happen to everybody born in that month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Dear God, my horoscope is 100% true, I'm capricorn you see. This is soooo spooky ! In the future I will find all the answers for my life from this topic. Thanks Uttox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Capricorn; You must be careful of spending too much money on wine women and song....you will here from an old friend......someone close to you will be in touch soon........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> hope this helps ......it's all true yer know 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 if i find out whos decision it was to cancel Derby v Forest they'll be seeing stars 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 if i find out whos decision it was to cancel Derby v Forest they'll be seeing stars 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' /> I predict a riot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 total crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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