TigerTedd Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I've got an opportunity to advertise my new Travel Agency in the Nottingham Forest Shity Ground wedding guide (believe it or not, they cater for 70 weddings a year, with 200 enquiries). They've got a buy 1 year, get 4 free deal on, it's actually really good value, and we're doing a push on honey moons. But I just can't bring myself to give £400 to Forest. Can I justify it by saying that as Forest are too poor to actually own their own stadium, this revenue is actually going to the Council (who are also crap, but I can live with that)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 shame on you you need to think about the customer first and foremost. i mean would you really want to have to admit to having a load of forest supporting mingers as your customers ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 you would be responsible for encouraging them to breed... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 I hadn't thought of that aspect. Although I quite like the idea of them paying me money, which I can then spend on a dcfc season ticket. They might be the only people dumb enough to pay my extortionate prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 In fact, you've convinced me. If I give them a little bit of money, theyll give me a lot of money. And I can send them all to Brazil and arrange for a kidnapping. They'll only spend my £400 on another crap, fat striker anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 so two thirds of those mingers who actually go as far as to enquire about getting married in a scummy concrete hut on the edge of the Trent, think better of it. Of the one third who do....how many can actually read the wedding guide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 no, the one third thought it was a bedding show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 nah use one of my companies websites for free - www.soontobemarried.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted October 31, 2011 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 Derby Dan, its a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p.shilton Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I have never been to the sh*ty ground for this very reason. I have been an avid Derby fan for 24 years following them at home and away (been to almost all of the grounds in the top 2 divisions) but I point blank refuse to give the red dogs my cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I have never been to the sh*ty ground for this very reason. I have been an avid Derby fan for 24 years following them at home and away (been to almost all of the grounds in the top 2 divisions) but I point blank refuse to give the red dogs my cash! Some comes back to us? so when they crawl out the woodwork for there only sell out (if they're lucky) it's benefits us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p.shilton Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Yes it does but only a percentage comes back to us so technically they would still be getting some of my cash- I am safe in the knowledge that another ram will go in my stead to ensure that we sell our allocation- just rather it be a percentage of their cash lining red dog pockets than my own hard earned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerTedd Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 I've had a great idea. It's such a great deal, I'm tempted to take out a full page ad. And it'll have to be there for the next 5 years. Cos it's in a wedding magazine I could put something in big black and white letters like this: You only need one man (nice and schmaltzy)... We only need 10. COYR!!!! So tempting. I've just found out my designer is a closet Red too. Even more tempting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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