uttoxram75 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Maybe when I get a bit of competition................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Maybe when I get a bit of competition................ Are you trying to say i'm no competition???? :eek: That's it, have at you! Barry the Banana Bomber The edibles had called a food war, against their human overlords, they knew their odds of winning were slim, and defeat they could not afford. For the juicy fruits knew that if they lost, their world would stay the same. The kids would all eat chocolate all day, and announce that fruits are lame. The brains of the operation, was an evil looking pear. Who had oddly sprouted evil eyes, and a coat of fine long hair. He had ordered all the apples, to march upon human subjects, but the battle ended rather quickly, when they realised they were inanimate objects. And so a new plan was formed, and at the head of it was Barry. He was given instructions on the events ahead, and all the explosives he could carry. And so he made his way, to the official U.N global summit, and managed to hide himself, in the Ghanian ambassadors pocket. And when the time was perfect, the detonate button he pushed. Thus followed a huge bang, then the air was hushed. The leaders of the free world, got back up on their feet, but Barrys' body was now in bits, and his brain had turned to sheet. (Get it?) And so a law was formed, To keep the fruits at bay, Humans must keep healthy, And eat their five-a-day. And now my for the most important bit, the message of this piece. Basically don't mix vodka and rum, or your brain will go to sleep. And start writing nonsense. True story. See above. (There is a small piece of competition, you can give him the award now Daveo ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 impressed Alex. no way thats just fuelled by voddie and rum tho'. defo smoking some good stuff their mate:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 impressed Alex. no way thats just fuelled by voddie and rum tho'. defo smoking some good stuff their mate:D Say no to drugs kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 maybe when i get a bit of competition................ a worried lad from istanbul discovered red marks on his tool said the doctor, a cynic get out of my clinic and wipe off the lipstick, you fool:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hucknall Ram Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Funniest post 2010 - Alex W Mansfield Town The end of the thread is what cracks me up. Alex and Duracell making news stories up is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Too many people have sucked up to Alex and not enough to me. And he gets cocky when you praise him, even when it's justified I shall re-adress the balance. Biggest WUM of 2010 Alex W Top man/woman of the year 2010 Alex W/Alex W Poster who's most likely to be pis*ed or stoned when posting 2010Alex W Best moment 2010 Any moment Alex W went offline Worst moment 2010 Any moment he logged back on again Funniest poster 2010 Duracell Funniest post 2010 Blatantly this one. Most annoying poster 2010 Alex W Top Transfer twit poster 2010 Alex W Most improved poster 2010 Alex W Poster you'd most like to strangle 2010 Probably Duracell. Poster most likely to resemble online personna in real life Alex W. Most under-rated poster 2010 Alex W Miserable git award 2010 Me when I start thinking about Alex W. Most clueless poster 2010 Alex W Most annoying poster 2010 Hmm....after a long hard think...Alex W Best poster who you'd buy a drink for 2010 Alex W if it will shut him up. Best admin member 2010 Daveooooo! Best forum verbal scrap 2010 Ratings v Reading. Definately. Also, I won. Smoke dat Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Alex W thinks that Alex W will be contacting his lawyer is Alex W is insulted anymore than already. (A B.Davies level of self importance is required at this moment) Oh.........and Duracell smells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilko Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 If I call you all a rude word, can I get an award? I've not even got a nomination so far, I normally get at least one for "Tw*t of the year" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 If I call you all a rude word, can I get an award? I've not even got a nomination so far, I normally get at least one for "Tw*t of the year" How about... Video compilation maker-er-er of the year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 How about... Video compilation maker-er-er of the year? Exactly, Award for the best Derby County videos creation: Wilko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghRam Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 young ram is b4 right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 young ram is b4 right? No. b4 doesn't take it up the bum There are some similarities, but I would say that YR is a more refined b4. Alot more knowledge in him, but still some bloody weird ideas and opinions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 No. b4 doesn't take it up the bum There are some similarities, but I would say that YR is a more refined b4. Alot more knowledge in him, but still some bloody weird ideas and opinions Thanks Alex, I recognise I do have some weird opinions and ideas but eventually one of them may come off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghRam Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 No. b4 doesn't take it up the bum There are some similarities, but I would say that YR is a more refined b4. Alot more knowledge in him, but still some bloody weird ideas and opinions massive similarities, there identical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Thanks Alex, I recognise I do have some weird opinions and ideas but eventually one of them may come off. You mentioned Emperor Constantine in the religion thread, so you're clearly not clueless Just the final bit of your brain which puts everything together seems to be a bit haywire sometimes. But you never know, one day you'll come out with something so brilliant and inspirational the forums core will implode and we will all be left in the splendour of that idea. Probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 maybe, I tend to walk past the obvious conclusion much of the time, however sometimes there is a light which suddenly turns on at the end of the tunnel. I may one day just do something amazing, you never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 maybe, I tend to walk past the obvious conclusion much of the time, however sometimes there is a light which suddenly turns on at the end of the tunnel. I may one day just do something amazing, you never know There is no light at the end of the tunnel for an atheist, you know this We live in hope, YR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Ram Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 There is no light at the end of the tunnel for an atheist, you know this We live in hope, YR well at the tunnel of life the light is deep reflection, I live in hope one day I may just get something right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I cant do the lot of these cause I cant be bothered, in short...... WUM Boycie Best poster..Trig Most likely to be strangled by me..worksop ram Most underrated.YR Most miserable....me Thanks to...everyone who donated towards my kids team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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