robglosta Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 The snogs are the Ince, Hughes types (Russell when he's on form) as they give you sharp injections of lust but you'd always worry that they have a tendency for a wandering eye. I'm all for passion, but would have severe trust issues with those lot. If ever there's ever a marry type it's that Chris Baird bird, patient and he'd have your sausage and mash on the table by 5:30pm. Possibly Bradley Johnson too as if you left him he'd try his utmost to win you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Snog : ince, baird, bent Marry hughes, keogh pearce, mclaren avoid - shackell ex gf you take back - bradley johnson one night stand - pearson, when the beer goggles were on it looked fantastic, but when woke up in the morning realised what a terrible mistake it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Snog: Steve Mcclaren. The footballing equivalent of a high class prostitute. She doesn't love us, we know that, but in bed we'lll never have better. Marry: Chris Martin. She's got a bit of timber on her. I like a woman who appreciates life's luxuries. Avoid: Richard Keogh. Looks like a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 avoid Chris Martin. that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Snog Mel Morris, for realising 2 years on he shouldn't have fallen out of love with the original. Grass ain't always greener. Marry Tom Ince..... best outfield player this season Avoid Chris Martin...... bit of a mardy A$$ who obviously spat his dummy out to get a few extra bob, however..... I will support the club whatever they do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 On 12/31/2016 at 09:20, McLovin said: Wow Alpha your Mrs won't be very happy . I expected this kind of thread from Mr loverman himself @Bilbobut not a happily married citizen like yourself I'd snog, marry and then avoid all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted January 4, 2017 Share Posted January 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bilbo said: I'd snog, marry and then avoid all of them I'm a tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Bilbo said: I'd snog, marry and then avoid all of them Yeah that's the pattern some relationships go through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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