Boycie Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I've seen Daveo ! For years, probably 5, I thought Daveo was actually an internet server. A bit of a fictional character. But, after a high level meeting in a low level boozer in Cleethorpes, I can confirm he's a real person. The good news is he's secured me for another season, the bad news is he's not banned puns. So, keep up the fun over the close season, don't forget the World Cup is on, and if you want it, the match chat can be open during games if you want it. Yay! Hold on, I got the bad news and good news mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Did he get a round in though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 Oh *****! I've been hanging here for ages. Wot was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 ' So you're Dave ? oh ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 What was his handshake like?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Typical that you had to go to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 It's amazing he left his abode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 His hand shake was limp. His kiss was wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Is it true that the weather reflects his mood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 His hand shake was limp. His kiss was wet. He likes tongues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Did he make a face like a goldfish stuck in a net? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 31, 2014 Author Share Posted May 31, 2014 He's a tall thin bean pole. He made me look dumpy and rather fat. Obviously I'm neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 He's not been seen since. What have you done to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 31, 2014 Author Share Posted May 31, 2014 Dunno, ignored me texts too. Sorted him train times out from cleethorpes to derby on a Saturday 3 pm game. Good times, no rushing back after the match either. No excuses now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Will you be meeting again, or was it just a one nighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 That depends on the outcome of the pregnancy test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Tarts !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Did you get bummed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 31, 2014 Author Share Posted May 31, 2014 Did you get bummed?why don't you just come out with it, don't write cryptic posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Can you describe his sex face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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