Best tricks/wind ups played on you, or by you.

[davenportram]

Once sent a new starter to stores for a Long Weight.

He came back 2 hours later empty handed so we sent him back for a short stand.

He came back a bit quicker this time complaining they wouldn't let him sit down while he waited, and they didn't have one anyway.

[ladyram]

Rotten beggars. You lot are cruel.

[GeneralRam]

I went into my mates dorm at uni and realised he wasn't there. So I ripped out his brand new PS3 (This was then they were first released) and hid it under his sink. He started shitting it for a few hours and started knocking on everyones door - I couldn't keep a straight face after that and had to tell him where it was.

[mozza]

Put a lighted match between your 'sleeping friends' toes , they don't half wake up quick..

 

DON'T TRY THIS , It's dangerous..

[PrivateDerby]

Right hand in a mug of water, does it work?

[Derby_Dave]

I once moved the clock hand at work on 5 minutes every hour until we got an hour ahead. My boss fell for this hook line and sinker, we even got the QC inspector to ******* him for missing a check. The look on his face when he realised it was not home time was priceless.

[Gritstone Ram]

Right hand in a mug of water, does it work?

No.