ITALIAN RAM is 99% not coming over to your house cos you won't have him and his car insurance is due

[Day]

Fiver would make Boycie vanish

[Cisse]

Fiver would make Boycie vanish

Where do I send it ?

[Day]

Fiver a ban, david@dcfcfans.co.uk leave a note to let me know who you want banning

[Cisse]

Gonna get pretty quiet here soon. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' />

[Boycie]

He ain't got 5 euros to rub together.

I'm safe till giro day.

[Cisse]

You got me there.

[BorneoRam]

Does that mean I have 10 ban credits? sod work, the rest of the day will be spent compiling my list!!

[jamesgoods]

James, we love you, please come to Derby.

If u ll find me a job too I ll settle down thare! ahahahah

[derbydan]

If u ll find me a job too I ll settle down thare! ahahahah

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Zn7JWrs_e08/s/550/1121819

[Duracell]

James, can I make a suggestion? Perhaps take things a little slower and find a Derby fan interested in Roma or Lazio who could also stay with you if they want to see a Serie A match.

That would be me but I don't live near Derby, unfortunately.

Also, James, people aren't making fun of you - that's the sense of humour we have and it almost shows a sign of respect to do it. Don't take it personally, in England we all poke and tease each other but it's a sign of affection 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

[jamesgoods]

Some news are breakin...10% a friend of mine perhaps come with me...but please don't change the name of the topic!

[Boycie]

Depends how good a friend? If he is a good good friend it may be worth changing the topic?

'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

[WorksopRam]

This is class. Honestly James though, font let it put you off. Its just banter, or "shanter", as the ********* put it.

[WorksopRam]

Surely someone can put him up for a night!?

[Duracell]

Heard Worksop Ram has a spare room cos he's away.

[-JW-]

I'm 17% sure that i can put him up for a few days, but i'd imagine the missus is 96% against the idea. Sorry James.

[jamesgoods]

If we ll come we ll stay in an hotel...double room is just 20€ per night!

[Boycie]

If we ll come we ll stay in an hotel...double room is just 20€ per night!

So he is a good friend then. I'd have a twin room myself, but, they say you can't knock it till you've tried it.

[jamesgoods]

Yes he is...he's a really good frieend. He s never been to England and never see a real football match up there so he is so curious and we can have one more Ram fan in Italy!!

[Cisse]

You should go. It is worth it.