Walkley Ram

Totally agree. I hope he can find some players who WANT to be here though, rather than seeing us as a stepping stone. Much rather sign hungry young or league one players then prem/championship mercenaries. I really like Warne's attitude that they have to earn their place in the team, regardless of who they are or who they signed from. We should be able to attract some decent loans from the Prem, as well as some permanent talent who want to be here for the long haul. Exciting summer ahead, but the hard work starts here.

If anyone wants to help me kidnap him, there is absolutely no way we can allow him to go back. We'll need a few big lads, and even then I think we'll struggle. There has to be no chance he wants to go back. Surely he's desperate to sign here. He's fit in so quickly and brilliantly.

I hope they do. I want to do it all over again.

How did Derby County get on?

It was his half time team talk that got us over the line. Keep a clean sheet, the goals will come. He was bang on.

Jake Rooney seems like such a genuinely lovely lad doesn't he. What a nice thing to sit and play guitar for your mates after going up. I hope he has a part to play next season.

Wonderwall. Aka Cash and Nelson.

My other half is Spanish. She asked me "why are people queuing in the pub at 9am for beer?". Add Barcelona to the places that just don't get football. To her credit, she did get me home to Sheffield in one piece.

That's lovely that. Football just isn't the same without being able to go over the game with my grandad. I took his scarf yesterday, for some reason he bought a blue and yellow one instead of black and white. So if anyone here got hit in the face with a blue and yellow scarf when we scored yesterday, blame my grandad.

Despite being in different camps over the style of football this season, you've always been a gent. And where some of us might disagree over this or that, we all agree on the important things. Birds are the best bakers in the country. Oh, and we all want the best for Derby. As does, and none of us should forget this, Paul Warne.

Man City also bought all their silverware.

Got back up every time, took a breath, then charged into a sliding tackle at 100 miles an hour. Tis but a scratch. What a man.

My body hurts.

SWEEEEEET CAROLIIIIIIINE BAM BAM BAM

I have no voice. I'm off to a brewery to get twatted. Can't wait to read this thread tomorrow. Up the effing rams.

They said "please wait for the final whistle before going on the pitch". In my mind that's permission.

Standing order is absolutely rammed.

Absolutely love that. Free seeds.

It's actually even better than that. Carneiro is actually a Spanish/Portuguese surname meaning ram. You've literally confirmed we are going UP.

Same. I'm going to be a wreck come this evening

Already been told to shut up and stop singing by the Mrs. WE'RE ON OUR WAY

Don't you mean the airporto

Good morning fellow Derby fans. Anyone got any plans today?

Make sure you take cash, otherwise it's pay on the app. Can't use card. Don't scratch my car when you park.

We're all wearing massive hats when we play them next season, right?