dog

I hope it's cous cous for tea

aubergines

I did the same a few years ago. Had been in secondary teaching for over 25 years but it was hollowing me to nothing. Resigned and got a patchwork of jobs that I could control.

Birmingham airport

I'll start. Peel off stickers on supermarket flowers

Derby needs more street art in general. I live in Beeston and there's loads here. Gives a real community feel

There's a couple of Facebook groups worth looking at regarding old Derby too

I would hate to support city. Fans mardy, spoilt and arrogant, watching the Harlem Globetrotters week after week and not making any noise until the flat track bullies have scored, such is the sense of expectation and privilege. No. Not jealous. It's like playing with a permanent cheat mode.

I dreamt that we played Bolton in the play off final. It might have been a mystic Meg moment or it might have been the meds

Brom Vs Wolves. Apparently it's a Derby, but Derby aren't in it. Can we sue?

Not really. Just squat. And skilful

Seen the pies a few times this season. Still a class act. Pies fans love him. Unfortunately he seems to love them back, could still do a great job for us...

Go on. What's on now worth watching?