McRainy

38 minutes ago, McLovin said:

Can I identify as a helicopter then? The people on good morning Britain identified as an owl and fox respectively. I'll make a big deal now and send a petition to parliament, why aren't there any toilets for us helicopters?

Helicopter and elephant aren't really on the spectrum of gender identities which the human brain serves up.

You can have male, female, bit of both, somewhere in between or neither.

I believe Fox and Owl were merely names, not genders. 

6 hours ago, McLovin said:

The people who claim there are more than 2 genders. There are males and females end of. 2 people appeared on good morning Britain the other day and got involved in a heated debate with piers Morgan. They identified themselves as "non binary" and identified themselves as a fox and an owl.

Biology actually recognises that gender is a spectrum, as does psychology and sociology. Putting people into binary categories is a social convention, generally imposed historically by Judeo-Christian culture. Other cultures, for example, Native Americans, have often recognised multiple genders. 

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2015/02/18/the-idea-of-two-sexes-is-simplistic-biologists-now-think-there-is-a-wider-spectrum-than-that/

Y reg Ford Galaxy with the seats taken out. 

Poor girl's camper. 

My beer of the day is White Park's Cranfield Best. Three pints at lunchtime means I will breeze through the afternoon shopping. 

...aided by Weston's Old Rosie.

Not my favourite, but the pick of the bunch in here.

* it's the only strong one.

Heading to the Brunny.

Poo time.

(He had a dump after lunch.)

Afterpoon?

Oh you were in the garden ? Damn, I was in the pointy room. :wacko:

Like ships in the afternoon..

In the Brunny, so it's Triple Hop right now.

It's really hot in the garden, where are you all..?

Good pub. Great views from the patio.

Yes, it's particularly good at this time of year when you can sit outside 'til closing time.

Great beer too, Bass and Landlord and three or four guests.

Which one?

The one in the glass with the red triangle.

Oh, in Matlock.

i'm celebrating signing Thorne with a Bacchus Framboise

I celebrated with Bass in the Thorn Tree.

I feel as pissed as a coot!

As long as it helps you come out of your shelduck..

sounds mallard!!

Eider shoveler few pintails down your wigeon.

Had a Kwak in my Kwak glass

Ducking hell!

Black Rat Cider and Blue Monkey Infinity today, Harvest Pale, Triple Hop and Pedigree yesterday, Hartington IPA and Easy Rider on Friday.