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Here's my way around it, when I drink I drink enough to give me the squirty rear end, so what will be will be. Squirtier it is, the quicker it exits. Just don't book any morning jobs after a session.

Against us, but “Stop crying Frank Lampard” from the Leeds fans….great song plus how that season played out, beautiful.

If stadiums become empty, football clubs only have themselves to blame. It starts from the top, the clubs that are paying over a quarter a million a week for one player. The knock on effect which has seen clubs outside the top flight losing millions each season. Clubs which don’t have the mega TV deals and up the ticket prices making the game unaffordable. This is ultimately what will see grounds empty when more fans can no longer justify the cost. Covid should have been the reset football needed, it’s a massive missed opportunity. Mbappe leaving PSG in the summer will set a new bar as to what players can earn, as average players start becoming millionaires after a months work. It’s broken and it’s nothing to do with the 3pm blackout.

There are ways, like everything these days. On Apple devices, open link in reader mode. Used to work on the Telegraph as well but they’ve blocked it now.

If those that subscribe, didn’t, there wouldn’t be The Athletic available for anyone.

Madri is the best on tap lager down the pub these days. Hands down. Was never a huge fan of Moretti, makes sense it’s Heineken and they are behind that and Cruzcampo. Nice looking glass though, think that’s the lure as it can’t be the taste.

I don't get the hype, tastes like festival lager, massively watered down with a weird after taste.

Bitter and cider, so that's a John Smiths and a Strongbow, surprised it was that much, nobody normal drinks that muck these days. £4.40 with my regular discount down the local for a Madri, looking £5.50 elsewhere at least.

That's some serious investment, not just in time but monetary, lend me a fiver will you

He’s quickly learning football is a ruthless business to be in.

A week. Pathetic really. No true graffiti artist would think to pull off such a move. This is the work of an absolute numbnut.

You’ve gone past Liam Thompson’s sunglasses and pearl necklace to comment on Hourihanes sunglasses chain?

Think I live a sheltered life now, wasn't aware there was any animosity between us and Bolton.

They really going for that slow torture experience then, sounds utterly dreadful

West Side East Side

I won't be the only one looking at these lineups and thinking, that sounds absolutely horrific. Would rather go spend the weekend watching cricket.

You can shower if you're the size of Warwick Davis, everyone else will have to turn the bathroom into a wet room. Everything I've heard about the adult weekends sound worse, rammed, drugs, East 17 rolling out on stage on mobility scooters. Not something I will ever want to experience

It’s on now. 🤯🔫

Is this common knowledge? Not sure. Just went to watch the latest Stick to Football, in the promo Neville spoke about being asked to be interviewed for the Derby job, would have been in the 3 years prior to taking on Valencia so sometime during the period of 2012-2015.

What are we teaching kids here? Already got to break the news Santa ain’t real, going to have to explain dinosaurs are actually extinct.

Yeah, it's not like that at all. It's this and no house, cheaper than an house, lives on it full time.

I came up with a great analogy for Butlins this morning when the seagulls woke me up. Not sure it’s suitable for TripAdvisor though. Hear me out though, Butlins is like ahem, in the number 2.. Him “It’s not that bad, honestly you should try it, loads of people do it” Her “One day maybe, I have to be in the mood to try it” The day rolls round and after 30 seconds Her “Get out, get out, I don’t like it, get out!” I won’t ever ask for it again now as it will just remind me of Butlins.