davenportram Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 Blue and White - two league title Black and White - just the one FA Cup. Therefore, blue and white are our proper colours Another advantage of changing would be we'd have to get rid of Steve Bloomers' watching. The only downside is that Daveo would have to change the design of the whole site. Or do some really bad American style overdubbing of Blue instead of black - cheap option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Number 8, is that Savages kit? ooh he'd look lovely....just like a bridesmaid pink boots too of course http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/29/article-1090450-028F19E4000005DC-147_468x501 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If you think our kits are bad...... Newcastle Alienate Remaining Fans With New Away Kit 25-06-09 THE Newcastle United board has decided to alienate its few remaining fans with a new away kit that looks like a boiled sweet made from urine. You can suck Steven Taylor for up to an hourThe kit was designed by lifelong Sunderland fan Tom Logan, who said he spent weeks searching for just the right shades of yellow. He added: "I wanted something that said 'piss', but combined both the pale yellow of a poor person who drinks too much with the dark yellow of a person who buys rich food that they can't really afford." The kit will go on sale next week, priced to meet the value for money expectations of gullible, colour-blind halfwits. Meanwhile the board hopes its latest move will constitute the final straw so the club can finally be wound down and sold off at a car-boot sale in Whitley Bay. Chairman Mike Ashley said: "I'll be honest, at this point we're so brassic we're accepting Nectar Points and handjobs just to make ends meet." He added: "It's been tough - re-employing Keegan, absurdly expensive season tickets, Dennis Wise - but this should finally enable me to flatten St James's Park and use the land for raising goats." Defender Steven Taylor, who modelled the strip, said: "This is possibly the biggest tit I've felt since joining Newcastle, and I spend most of the season being dumped on my arse while the opposition hoof the ball into the roof of the net." Newcastle fan Martin Bishop added: "I've followed the Toon since Jackie Milburn but if I go around wearing that, people will automatically think I've just escaped from a parade that celebrates alternative lifestyles." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/newcastle-alienate-remaining-fans-with-new-away-kit-200906251854/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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