uttoxram75 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 On Monday and Tuesday next week I am going to Lake Windermere for a two day "Team building" course. I believe this will include making a raft/bridge/fool of myself in sub-zero conditions. The real dilemma though is this: One of my colleagues is a gump. A reddog. An illiterate cave dweller from Sutton-in-Ashfield to be precise. Do I show what a good team member I am or do I ensure he gets a soaking in the icy waters of Windermere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I fail to see how this is even a dilemma. Damn right you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 haha push him in it'd be funny (get pics) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Find the nearest cave, tell him to have a look and block it up. He'll probably be looking at how he can get in first, so keep a wary eye on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyndsey Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 push him in.... it will probably be the only bath he will get this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 push him in.... it will probably be the only bath he will get this year This, and bowling Lyndz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rynny Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 knock someone else into him, then pull him out! That way you get the satisfaction of him going in and you don't look bad in front of the everyone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 On Monday and Tuesday next week I am going to Lake Windermere for a two day "Team building" course. what a load of old b0llocks....you poor bogger. i'd send him out in the dingy and then arrange for everyone else to go to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 26, 2010 Author Share Posted November 26, 2010 One must rise above cynicism I'm afraid RamNut. You speak as a fellow traveller in the world of corporate fellatio. The "team building" course consists of 3 of us from one facility in staffordshire "team building" with 3 from yarkshar and 3 from lankysher. The 9 of us "team building" will never work together as a "team". The 3 of us from the same site don't even work on the same shift or the same departments even. Go figure. The gumps 'avin it tho'. Minus 4 with a wind chill factor taking it up to minus 10 on the Monday according to Metcheck. One very wet, very cold florist coming up........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 best place for team building.......the snug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted November 27, 2010 Author Share Posted November 27, 2010 Totally agree - we've already planned an escape to a local pub... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Marina Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 On Monday and Tuesday next week I am going to Lake Windermere for a two day "Team building" course. I believe this will include making a raft/bridge/fool of myself in sub-zero conditions. The real dilemma though is this: One of my colleagues is a gump. A reddog. An illiterate cave dweller from Sutton-in-Ashfield to be precise. Do I show what a good team member I am or do I ensure he gets a soaking in the icy waters of Windermere? Hope he has a ncie swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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