eccles the ram Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 As it is the season for presents I was wondering what would be in the players/manager/owner's stockings tomorrow? Here are a few suggestions: BOTH GOAL KEEPERS: Noughts and crosses book. This reminds them of how many clean sheets we have had but watch out for the crosses. KEOGH: Sunglasses. WARNOCK: Crunchie. JR: Beard Trimmer. BUTTERFIELD: Change of name to something like SAVAGE; BITZURLEGS BENT: Combe MARTIN: Anything he wants Okay! MM: Bigger trophy cabinet. PC: £25 million to spend on new players when we are in Premiership next season. Further afield: VAN DE GAAL: Marmite. MOURHINO: A to Z of Manchester. DOUGHIE FREEDMAN: Monopoly - Can't play with real money can he? GUMPS: Deep Heat. For their sore necks looking up the table at us! Im sure you have other numerous suggestions . Be interested to know what you think? Have had worst year ever with family illnesses so looking forward to an emotional and promotional New Year. Happy Christmas. COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Thorne - Shaver and extra strength hold hairspray to keep the quiff in place. Newsflash Danny Wilson to Chesterfield as manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 If I was george i would get on the phone to Marco Reus of Dortmund and German National team. That guys hair never moves, clearly uses world class hair products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Bucko gets a lump of coal... So he can crush it in the palm of his hand and turn it into a diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Ram Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Sorry to hear on the family front Eccles, same at this end...... got my dad in Queens Med at the moment, 82 and it will be the first Boxing Day hone match he's missed since 1946.... Just hope we get a fantastic result to cheer him up, that's the only present he wants he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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