TobyWanKenobi Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 DCFC have Connor answering Twitter questions today... . Many kids seem fascinated with his lack of hair. It's been hijacked by a parody account and it's comedy gold Q: Does hearing the chant 'feed the fish and he will score' make you hungry? A: I've come to expect it before every meal. It's set to play at certain times in the day, that way I know what's coming. Q: Do you polish your head? A: Not polish, just buff. I borrow Westfield's Floor Buffer. Q: why dont you grow your hair until you score? For charity like Huddlestone? A: It wouldn't last very long Q: how many times ave u been mistaken for Jon Jo shelvy?? A: Twice. Both times at Wayne Rooney's hair transplant clinic. I donated my pubic hair under Jon's name. Q: What made you move from wigan to derby and how has this effected your career A: Derby's a cracking club-the opportunity was just too great.Sir Alex was trying to get me into Utd but he had to settle for RVP Q: What would be ur ideal team around u if u could pick anyone A: Me, Mark Fish, Steve Guppy, Geoff Salmons, Peter Haddock, Bert Trautmann, Geoff Pike, Jamie Pollock, Steve Finnan, Gil Reece.. Theres tons more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFC_17 Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 good stuff! However twitter is open to everyone, including conor himself..... got to feel for him (but still top banter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Contain Nuts Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I don't have to feel for him at all, I just follow my nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 Shame that he doesn't contribute for this forum. We could use someone making posts that are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I don't like parody accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I don't like parody accounts. This. And whoever is behind all those accounts that are spelt like "Conur Samun", or whatever it is, need castrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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