Perky1106 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I wish I was still a student like EKR. Oh well I will be on the piss on Saturday and Monday with reports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 16, 2011 Author Share Posted June 16, 2011 this isn't the "I'm going to be drunk" thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Ferk in hell Just got back from town and pissed as a ferkin newt (nute) for those not pissed Been and had ALOT of beer including 2 pints x Dolphin 3 pints x Thos. Leaper x 3 pints down the City ferkin sang Walk Away From love on Kareoke got kissed by a fat bird with a stud in her tongue and she felt my willie which was very asleep - now on my second pint at home and giving it large on here. Whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Living the dream BR, living the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Living the dream BR, living the dream. More like a nightmare mate, with the big fat bird who fancies me :eek: - keeps grabbing me dick - not sure whether she can actually feel owt as after the large amounts of ale I sup most days it tends to hide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the464444 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 More like a nightmare mate, with the big fat bird who fancies me :eek: - keeps grabbing me dick - not sure whether she can actually feel owt as after the large amounts of ale I sup most days it tends to hide purelay out of intereest, are you insecure all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 purelay out of intereest, are you insecure all? No mate I'm inthepub all the time I drink for my nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Ferk in hell Just got back from town and pissed as a ferkin newt (nute) for those not pissed Been and had ALOT of beer including 2 pints x Dolphin 3 pints x Thos. Leaper x 3 pints down the City ferkin sang Walk Away From love on Kareoke got kissed by a fat bird with a stud in her tongue and she felt my willie which was very asleep - now on my second pint at home and giving it large on here. Whatever... Sorry, not drunk...but that made me lol. The honesty is astounding, from his sleeping willy to giving it large on here. What a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Just had a bottle of Tiger and a smirnoff and coke lifter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Just had a bottle of Tiger and a smirnoff and coke lifter You are my hero. But does anyone else think if they drank as much as The Ram they would be dead ? I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 You are my hero. But does anyone else think if they drank as much as The Ram they would be dead ? I do. I only drink when I'm on my own, or when I'm with people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Where does he get all his money from??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 You are my hero. But does anyone else think if they drank as much as The Ram they would be dead ? I do. Hell yeah. You're not an ex-serviceman are you Ram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I only drink when I'm on my own, or when I'm with people which is all the time because someone is either with you, or you are on your own! Haha. You are without doubt my hero! One day i hope to drink as much as you, but only as a one off. I'd like to live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 We should do a sweep stake on when The Ram dies.....not the cause, that would be stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 We should do a sweep stake on when The Ram dies.....not the cause, that would be stupid. I've got New Year's Eve!!!!! He's bound to have 500 pints that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 2nd January 2012 Keep drinking mate;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 let's be honest. You could pick any day of the year and this man shall be pished! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Erm, this isn't the "we want TheRam dead so we can win a bet" thread. Show the pisshead some respect will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ram Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Hell yeah. You're not an ex-serviceman are you Ram? Worked in Security for 25 years, not ex Forces though. Hungover at the moment, not had a drink for 7 hours, feeling rough as fuerk. Don't normally drink daytime believe it or not, and have 2 to 3 nights off so more of a binge drinker 3 or 4 nights on 10 pints or so. Will be back on the lash tonight - but staying in as CAN'T afford pub prices. I'm spending around £300 a month on beer - I'm always broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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