Phoenix Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I used to work with a bloke in Southend (of all places) who rolled up at work one day about half eleven (am). He couldn't get his car out of the garage because someone had dumped a stolen car on his drive, blocking him in. Another guy there (a real system player) was 20 mins late one morning. Reason given - 'I had flu'. Another morning, about 30 mins late, the boss asked him why he was late. He said HE wasn't late, his car was late. The ironic thing was he lived about 10 minutes walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydrakin Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I always remember my mate deciding that he didn't fancy PE at school and so he asked the girl with the neatest handwriting to write him an excuse under the guise of his mum. She did so, and put it in an envelope for him. We all had quite a good laugh when the teacher asked how he'd actually managed to trap his penis in his zipper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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