SSD Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 One word springs to mind..... why? A US man has been charged with animal cruelty for sexually assaulting his pet peacock. The bird was found dead in the man's garage. David Beckmann, a 63-year-old resident of Roselle, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois, was under investigation for a different crime when cops found out that he had abused his pet peacock. According to a Roselle police report, Beckmann was being investigated for battery and attempted indecent solicitation of a child when police discovered the peacock, named Phyl, dead in his garage on 28 April, NBC Chicago reports. Further investigation confirmed that the bird had been sexually abused but the cause of its demise remains unclear. Roselle police refused to discuss the animal cruelty charge as it was a part of another case involving a child aged between 13 and 17 years old, the Daily Herald reported Apart from animal cruelty, the man also faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, and two counts of battery. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/466936/20130512/man-accused-pet-peacock-sexual-assault-illinois.htm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Come on. That bird was a trollop and was just asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I started to laugh but then saw his other crimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Looks like he'll soon be doing bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts_ram Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 How on earth did you ever find this story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Aviary far fetched story if you ask me. Watch the puns start flying in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Like sexually abusing a peacock isn't that bad.. I've tried to think how he would go about it but I just can't, freak. Edit, I mean compared to children, sick f*ck, poor peacock anorl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 He'll be up before the beak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 It's the same as doing a chicken. Gaffa tape it to stop the wings flapping. Everyone knows that don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSD Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 How on earth did you ever find this story Top story on news now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 He's not a pheasant plucker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbydan Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Thats foul.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Was it Gavin??? Ive done worse to be fair..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 'Dave, when I said you need to get yourself a bird mate..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnieronalde Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 The peacock had it coming. Strutting around the house with it's ass on display all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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