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Here are a few that don't ryhme but I bet you know what i mean.

Do I look fat in this dress?

You had better say no but i don't really like it so i'll use it as an excuse not to wear it.

Have you noticed anything different?

I've had my hair done you tw@t and you've not said owt.

You go out with your mates. I want to stay in..

You dare go out with your mates just you dare. I will make your life hell.

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Here are a few that don't ryhme but I bet you know what i mean.

Do I look fat in this dress?

You had better say no but i don't really like it so i'll use it as an excuse not to wear it.

Have you noticed anything different?

I've had my hair done you tw@t and you've not said owt.

You go out with your mates. I want to stay in..

You dare go out with your mates just you dare. I will make your life hell.

You've just expanded the thread. Now we don't have to rhyme we can give out some quality info!

So,

Nah, I'm not hungry. Yes, I'm sure. No, I'm alright, honest.

I'm going to stick my horrible twisted chubby fingers in your dinner.

Do what you want.

Do what I want

Yes

No

No

Yes

I don't like flowers

I like flowers

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We'll just nip into town/supermarket/clothes shop

We'll spend several hours of your day off in town/supermarket/clothes shop

Oh that's nice

Buy it me

Oh that's nice. Expensive though

Remember it, buy it for my Birthday in 8 months time

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Counts every drink you've had a party ... "Someone has enjoyed himself" - Sorry dear, didn't realise we weren't supposed to have fun

 

"No respect for the carpets"

 

"20 minutes to buy bread and milk" ?! - Yes... you've caught me.... 10 down the shops, 10 with the mistress....

 

"You just sit on your arse as always and I'll make dinner" - Apologies darling for being tired after being up since 4.30am...

 

 

My response to pretty much everything: "If it wasn't wrong, you wouldn't be happy"

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