Gritstone Ram Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Here are a few that don't ryhme but I bet you know what i mean. Do I look fat in this dress? You had better say no but i don't really like it so i'll use it as an excuse not to wear it. Have you noticed anything different? I've had my hair done you tw@t and you've not said owt. You go out with your mates. I want to stay in.. You dare go out with your mates just you dare. I will make your life hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Here are a few that don't ryhme but I bet you know what i mean. Do I look fat in this dress? You had better say no but i don't really like it so i'll use it as an excuse not to wear it. Have you noticed anything different? I've had my hair done you tw@t and you've not said owt. You go out with your mates. I want to stay in.. You dare go out with your mates just you dare. I will make your life hell. You've just expanded the thread. Now we don't have to rhyme we can give out some quality info! So, Nah, I'm not hungry. Yes, I'm sure. No, I'm alright, honest. I'm going to stick my horrible twisted chubby fingers in your dinner. Do what you want. Do what I want Yes No No Yes I don't like flowers I like flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Fancy a a bit of lady loving? I want to go clothes shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Have you seen what 'SHE' is wearing? The bitch looks better than me in that dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 "I'm a lesbian" - ive just not found the right man yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I really like you as a friend....I'm a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I promise I won't have an head ache tonight, - I must think of a new excuse for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I promise I won't have an head ache tonight, - I must think of a new excuse for tonight.Try I'm on tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 We'll just nip into town/supermarket/clothes shop We'll spend several hours of your day off in town/supermarket/clothes shop Oh that's nice Buy it me Oh that's nice. Expensive though Remember it, buy it for my Birthday in 8 months time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 You never take me anywhere? You have got to guess where i want to go and take me there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I'm alright. I'm not alright and you should know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Where do you want to go on holiday this year... I know where we are going on holiday but I don't want you to think it was all my idea. Just incase i moan when we get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 You look good in that You look a numpty and it'll stop any girls looking at you. Jessica's boyfriend/husband got her some..... Get me something better so I can shut the bitch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyBilly Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Counts every drink you've had a party ... "Someone has enjoyed himself" - Sorry dear, didn't realise we weren't supposed to have fun "No respect for the carpets" "20 minutes to buy bread and milk" ?! - Yes... you've caught me.... 10 down the shops, 10 with the mistress.... "You just sit on your arse as always and I'll make dinner" - Apologies darling for being tired after being up since 4.30am... My response to pretty much everything: "If it wasn't wrong, you wouldn't be happy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 How much does your season ticket cost? You can spend the same amount on me. I'm not playing second fiddle to bloody Derby County. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Christ. Stop bloody moaning or get a divorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 yep had the stop bloody moaning one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Stop bloody moaning.. I'm losing the argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hindge Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Its not a medical condition... Its not a medical condition but i will use it as an excuse at every opportunity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 do whatever you want do not do whatever you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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