EastKentRam Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Anyone play this through times of boredom with mates? We've come up with some pretty good/disgusting ones. The punishment for not picking either choice is eternal torture to you and all your family. I'll start; Have all your joints snapped backward one after the other, but you make a perfect recovery eventually OR live with a tennis ball shoved up your ars for 10 years, it can be taken out and put back for necessities. Good thread this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Are we allowed to use lube for the tennis ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 Yes, any means possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Define 'eventually' in terms of recovery time? I could take the pain from that if it meant not having something stuck up your backside for ten years. Ten years is a looooong time to deal with one of those up there, me thinks. I'll take the joints being snapped, aslong as i'd recover quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 Just meant that you would be fully functioning again, standard recovery time for those injuries. The pain of your joints being snapped must be horrendous, imagine your knee cap being snapped backwards, painful thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'd go with the ball, I've seen bigger stuff go up women's backsides on the Internet and they seemed to like it, a bum holes a bum hole isn't it? Plenty lube up there and in time you'd get used to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootNut Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I guess you'd get used to it up there eventually so id go with tennis ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 can i try a golf ball first to see if I like it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 If you snip a hole into the tennis ball collect your farts from the day, when the missus is alseep pop it out and clip it on her nose Dutch oven style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randombc Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 The tennis ball I reckon, it's alright saying 'standard recovery time for those types of injuries' but I doubt there has been someone who has had every joint broken! Also, your skull counts as a fixed joint, so if they were broken, you'd probably end up with bleeding on the brain and die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 There's a picture of a bloke in Google images putting a tube of 3 up, if you can get 3 up there 1 would be a doddle. I'd post the picture but I'd get a warning. (I was searching for tennis ball dildo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 There's a picture of a bloke in Google images putting a tube of 3 up, if you can get 3 up there 1 would be a doddle. I'd post the picture but I'd get a warning. (I was searching for tennis ball dildo) I love Daveo 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I love Daveo 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> Oh Bugger 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Love you to Froggg xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramexpat Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 can Maria Sharapova insert the tennis ball and i return the favor to her ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastKentRam Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 The tennis ball I reckon, it's alright saying 'standard recovery time for those types of injuries' but I doubt there has been someone who has had every joint broken! Also, your skull counts as a fixed joint, so if they were broken, you'd probably end up with bleeding on the brain and die! Ok, no skull. By every joint, i was focusing on the typical ones, knees, elbows, fingers, toes etc, not the life threatening ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 What about a pineapple instead of a tennis ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 ....or a coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCFCfranco Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 2 things: 1. tennis ball, i'd eventually get used to it. 2. why the hell were you thinking about this? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wacko:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':unsure:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 ....or a just couple of jabs with a red hot poker. Not so easy then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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