Turk Thrust

Getting back to the title of the thread I saw The Mule yesterday. Liked it. A gardener who grows day lilies and exhibits them to the extent that he forgets his family. Gets accidentally involved with a Mexican drugs cartel. Buts funny, bits sad. But a hell of a shock to see Clint looking so old and stooped and thin. Mind you he is nearly 90 and still looks better than me!

Policeman arrests a man for being naked in public

Policeman:-Can you come with me sir

man:- Sure. I've got nothing on

I was on holiday in Jamaica and fancied a pie. The man said it would cost 10 dollars. Then I went to Barbados and was told that a pie would cost 10 dollars. I asked why pies were so expensive in the West Indies. He said "that's the pie-rates of the Caribbean"

4 hours ago, FindernRam said:

I'm going to give you the brush off!

Don't, because Ive got a touch of the flue

Blimey. It was so funny I must have sent it twice 

Mind you I like chimney jokes. I've got a stack of them

I think I'll cut off the bottom of my trousers and put them in the library. That'll be a turn up for the books!

I think I'll cut off the bottom of my trousers and put them in the library. That'll be a turn up for the books!