Alph

It's not that bad! I thought I'd pop on, confirm how Clough is a Forest agent and our board want us in league 1.

It's actually ok. I thought I'd be off for a bit.

What's going on?

what happened to bris? Kind of miss his long paragraph posts to me if I posted something stupid...

He's having a break until November I think.

I've got a tribute for him if he comes back. I think even a man of little faith in Nigel like Bris would probably get a headache reading these Clough threads.

Give it time and Nige might have caused the holocaust.

Not enjoying the forum. At all.

Me neither. Feel like buggering off for a bit until the season has actually got going properly and then people have something worth moaning about. Feels like the worst days of the old DET in here.

Lots of knee jerk, little debate, unfair assessments (eg we beat Millwall cus they're ***** but didn't lose to Leicester cus they're good).

If we lose on Saturday I'm shooting off for a bit. Might find Bris.

Time is it? 40 past defeat?

Sideshowbob is late

It's not looking good for sausagemeat. Anybody know first aid?

Get the beers in Alpha

I've never had whiskey but I know what it's like to need one.

They ain't got no sharp objects out there have they?

Jesus Christ on a bike.

I thought the DET got closed. The reaction to EVERY defeat now is colossal. I can't wait to get back on GTA V.

No it dont , pi55 off , NO FOOTBALL TALK IN HERE !!

C'mon, I'm here now I might as well stay?

Next time my missus says I'm always moaning about Derby she wants to have a look on here!

I love moaning. But I just can't write the season off on September 2nd. Surely that gets me a place in here?

The response to the Burnley game has been crazy.

Might have to come in. We're only a handful of games in and the season is over apparently.

Apparently not breathing helps.....

X-box just crashed, fook my life!!!

Unreliable aren't they?

Stolen goods.

why did we loose?

Yes, but we almost had a shot.

Any tips for stopping snoring? I get told off every night for waking up the missus.

Is it too late to come in? They're still going. I don't think the FA Cup result went down well.