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Good enough for the fans to put their pitchforks down?

Do you think Warne would use the U21's if Collins got injured, or do you think he'd play someone in the senior squad out of position instead? Also, the main striker in the U21's has been sent out on loan.

We should buy him some extra large shin pads, make him wear knee braces and a crash helmet for the remaining games this season.

For what it's worth I think the reason we are all so racked off is that Warne has been going on about adding a striker for weeks, and the club have done a crap job about being explicit with any restrictions we may or may not be working within. The perception will be that the club has over promised and under delivered and it looks like we'll be limping home this season having apparently learned nothing from last season.

As if it makes a difference, Warne would rather play someone like a knackered NML up from t than give a youngster a chance.

Sums up everything we've attempted as a club in the last year.

For what it's worth I don't blame Warne entirely for the lack of a striker signing. It sounds like we had a deal in place for one and got done at the last minute by Stoke. The issue is on the business side of the club, if the Bird deal was known before today why leave it so late and leave us short of time to move on plan B,C,D,E? Did we even have a plan B,C,D,E? Why did we indulge that clown from Sheffield for days on end instead of telling him to do one last week? Warne is probably as annoyed as we are that he hasn't got a striker in the squad.

If only we had a whole month to sort it and not just 24 hours!

Right, I'm off to bed.

The twitter admin does have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and post a "Happy Birthday [insert obscure former player]!" tweet at 22.57 tonight.

I got some skiing trousers once. Never been skiing before, probably never will.

My time is now...

Finally, a new half time announcement sponsor

When have we ever done the obvious and seemingly correct thing?

Agreed, just on principle at this point. Let Chansiri pay their wages himself because he wasn't pragmatic enough to spot a chance to save himself some cash.

I've no issue with the deal to let Bird go. Whatever, nobody stays forever (apart from our boy Fozzy). My issue will be with us doing something stupid like caving in to Chansiri because our recruitment only appear to be working from a map of Yorkshire.

Unreal that Boreham Wood have signed a player as good as JCH

He's been watching it bypass him all season

That didn't stop us the last three times we tried to deal with him

Now we can pay Sheffield Wednesdays daft money for Smith! Yaaaaay...

Also goes against every shred of messaging the club have put out about his situation this window

I wonder if they'll give Cameron Jerome his old parking spot back

Warne has demanded we go for it, such is his determination to sign someone, anyone, from Sheff Weds

Pointless for us to agree that at this late stage surely?