TigerTedd

Tattoos or children?

Forearm?
You pussy, forehead would be better.

Make sure you get in done in a poncey foreign script, so you're never really sure if it says DCFC or paedophile. 

And because there seem to be a lot of bird lovers on this thread. I don't actually know what this one is, perhaps someone can enlighten me:
 
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And this one is a Condor. Very cool birds, but pretty ugly up close, like a huge turkey.
 
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Okay, I'm done now. I really should go and get my breakfast. I might do this again one day though. I've got more where this came from.

Sorry if I'm monopolising the thread, allow me to indulge myself for a moment, I've found a rich vein of cool photos and I'm remeniscing.
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This is me with a Tiger in Thailand. Not strictly speaking wild, but not particularly tame either.
 
And before you cry mistreatment, this is at the tiger temple where Buddhist monks look after orphaned tigers, and raise money for their upkeep by letting people come and see them. They're not drugged, just naturally drowsy during the day.

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This is the great white shark I swam with off the coast of South Africa.
 
This isn't me, but it's one of the girls I was with. That's the cage that was all that was between us and the sharks. They really are big buggers.
 
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This is the world's worst photograph. But that is me with a wild mountain Gorilla in the jungle in Uganda. That patch of black fur in the background is the gorilla.
 
This is a much better photo from someone who was with me with a much better camera, but the one above is the only proof I haven't just googled these photos.
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Of course I've just realised that no one here knows what I look like, so I could have Googled the first photo too. We'll never know.