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    Heisenberg reacted to Comrade 86 in Match Thread: Carlisle United (h)   
    Pride Park Stadium
    KO - 12.30
    Ticket Update: Forgeddaboutit
    Match is  also live on Sky Sports
    What it is to be a Derby fan. After Northampton, even yours truly was feeling a tad deflated. With Blackpool, Pompey and Wycombe next up, my mood was more pensive and hopeful, than upbeat, as many others seemed to feel that we'd blown another golden opportunity. In fairness, that was understandable, if only to a point. Happily though, it appears that Warne and the chaps did not get the memo informing them of their impending capitulation and decided to go on an 5 game unbeaten run instead. That effort not only cemented us in the top 2, as others buckled under pressure, but now sees us teetering right on the edge of promotion glory; agonisingly poised, we have one foot in the sunlit uplands of the Championship (*shudder), the other remaining firmly planted in the nightmarish possibility of yet more play-off induced football terrors. But need we really be worried? 
    After recent history and the near demise of our great club, I think it's understandable that some Derby fans might adopt a mildly cautious outlook and demeanour. In recent years, whatever may go wrong, typically has done and in so much, it's fair to say that a robust constitution is a mandatory requirement for a group of fans who've had more than their fair share share of emotional kickings over the last decade. Most Rams will confess that in some ways, it's hard not to expect the worst, based on recent history, but then isn't the dream what it's all about? After all, if you strip away the hopes and dreams, what do you really have left? It's been a season to test our nerves, that much is clear, but despite a lot of infighting, we've hung it all together in the end and here we are, fate firmly in our own hands. Remember too, that for some of our young 'uns, Saturday is a potentially momentous day. Automatic promotions don't come around every year and many won't have experienced one in their lives to date and for our elder statesmen and women, this could be an emotional roller coaster too. 
    Outside the club itself, expectations are sky high. The bookmakers have all but closed the book on our promotion chances and after all, a single point is all we require against a Carlisle side who remain 10 points adrift at the very foot of the table and with seemingly nothing other than professional pride at stake. The oddsmakers are undoubtedly right from a statistical standpoint, but playing devil's advocate for a moment, Carlisle will view this as a free hit and will play without pressure (think Wycombe) and for some, the game provides an ideal opportunity to showcase their talents in a high-profile game with the Sky cameras watching on. Summer moves may beckon, for any player who shines.
    Worthy favourites then, IMHO, but doubtless a good few will still be anxiously awaiting Saturday's outcome.
    Not me mind. I’ll be drunk from @noon on Wednesday.
    The Permutations:
    Quite simple now, on paper at least; a win or a draw and we say, 'hasta la visa, baby' and kiss this league goodbye, hopefully forever. A loss, by a single goal would leave Bolton needing to beat Posh 3-0 in order to break the hearts of the Rams faithful, snatching 2nd place by virtue of having scored more goals. Not quite the proverbial slam-dunk then, but we're strong favourites, all the same and rightly so IMO.
    Elsewhere, we, along with Bolton, will be hoping Posh slip up midweek; Posh will be hoping they don't and Barnsley and Lincoln will be nervously looking over their shoulders with both Oxford and Blackpool snapping at their heels. I'd dearly love to see Blackpool snatch the last playoff slot! 
     


    The key fixtures for the final rounds, with promotion hopefuls underlined, are as below:
    Tuesday 23/04-2024
    Cheltenham vs Peterborough - 19.45
    Saturday 27/04/2024
    Barnsley vs Northampton - 12.30
    Exeter vs Oxford - 12.30
    Lincoln Vs Portsmouth - 12.30
    Peterborough vs Bolton - 12.30
    Reading Vs Blackpool - 12.30
    My guesses are Posh to beat Cheltenham and draw with Bolton. Barnsley to beat Northampton, Oxford to turn over Exeter, Lincoln and Pompey to draw and Blackpool to beat Reading. Make of that what you will! 
    Our Opponents – A Brief History:
    Founded in 1896 as Shaddongate United, Carlisle United Football Club is a professional association football club based in Cumbria, who have played their home games at Brunton Park since 1909. The club's traditional kit is blue with white and red detail, whilst the badge takes elements from the city's coat of arms by including two Wyverns. They are nicknamed the "Blues", due to their kit, as well as the "Cumbrians". The club is the northernmost English professional football club seated close to the Anglo-Scottish border. Crowned Lancashire Combination, Division Two champions in 1906–07, they entered the North Eastern League in 1910 and went on to win the league title in 1921–22, before being elected into the Football League in 1928. 
    Head to Head:
    Sadly, Carlisle have a pretty decent record against our beloved Rams. Twenty-three competitive fixtures have seen Derby win 9, draw 6 and lose 8. Our first fixture, in the old Division 3 North back in 1955, saw Derby win 3-0. More recently, the two teams have met three time in the last decade with Derby bookending the decade with 2-0 wins, with a 1-1 between them.
    Games Played: 23
    Games Won:9
    Games Drawn:6
    Games Lost:8
    Our last Meeting:
    The corresponding fixture at Brunton Park was way back in September with a James Collins brace giving the game a rather more comforting veneer than was perhaps warranted. Carlisle looked tidy and Gibson and Moxon in particular, gave Derby plenty to think about. On that performance, you might have been forgiven for thinking Carlisle would do ok this season, but it’s fair to say that things have not gone well for the Cumbrian outfit and their relegation was a formality from some way out.
    Carlisle United - Recent Form:
    Carlisle's recent form has been distinctly patchy, with their last 5 games comprising a 3-1 home loss to that awful club near Henley, another home loss by the odd goal to Blackpool, a hard-earned away win at Cheltenham, before consecutive losses to Northampton and Lincoln. 
    Saturday 20th April
    Carlisle United 1 Wycombe Wanderers 3
    Saturday 13th April
    Carlisle United 0 Blackpool 1
    Tuesday 9th April
    Cheltenham Town 0 Carlisle United 1
    Saturday 6th April
    Northampton Town 2 Carlisle United 0
    Monday 1st April
    Carlisle United 1 Lincoln City 3
    Carlisle United - Key Players:
    Quite a relief that we won’t be facing Owen Moxon, snapped up by Pompey in the January window. Most of what was good about Carlisle seemed to start with him, but in Jordan Gibson, they still retain some meaningful threat. He's tricky with ball at feet, looks to attack and has a shot on him. He tops the scorer’s chart with 7 goals and 3 assists whilst Sam Lavelle with 4 assists is a goal provider to note. Mellish with 5 goals and Butterworth and Garner with 4 a piece, round out the principal Carlisle goal threats. it would be remiss not to mention also that their current manager, is none other than the much respected, Paul Simpson. Nudge, nudge, wink wink, Paul! The other ex-Rams fun fact would be that Luke Plange had a brief and unremarkable spell with the Cumbrians this season, before seeking warmer weather with HJK Helsinki.
    Rams Team News:
    Some will be itching for change after a stuttering performance at Cambridge. My own thoughts on that game are that Cambridge fought ridiculously hard and we had to try and match that extreme intensity before we could even think about playing our game. The pitch looked both short and narrow to me had clearly been subject to a hosepipe ban and I think all of these factors led to a feisty and extremely combative game, from which we did well to emerge with maximum points. Back on home soil, a larger pitch and a (marginally) better surface, I’d expect us to look rather more fluid.
    Sadly, this will be the last time we get to watch young Max Bird play for the club. There’s been some really silly stuff written about our most technically gifted footballer and I have to confess that seeing him leave for Brizzle will be like a kick to the gut. That said, the fee garnered enabled some key signings and it could be argued that in hindsight, this was smart business. Nah, I'm not convinced either, but needs must? Quite possibly. Irrespective, I’d love to see him among the starting 11 for his swansong. I’m sure the Derby faithful will give him the send-off he deserves, in what may be a somewhat bittersweet celebration, for both us as fans and Max himself, lest we forget.
    With that in mind, here’s my team selection, which will of course in no way resemble the gaffer’s:
     

     

    The defence really needs to remain unchanged. A more determined and obdurate back 3 you’d struggle to find. Wildsmith retains the #1 jersey, despite some idiosyncratic ball distribution. To my way of thinking, he makes saves that matter and that outweighs his wayward passing.
    I’ve drafted in Bird to replace Korey Smith, who would perhaps be hard done by should Warne follow suit. Max would partner the irrepressible Ebou Adams, a pairing that ought to give us a solid foundation in midfield. Working hard on the flanks, I’d have Wilson and Sibley, two players I absolutely love. The latter especially, has really matured over the course of the season, proving yours truly and others wrong in the process and he has oodles of ability if this progress and work ethic can be maintained.
    Thommo is also retained and will hopefully sit a little higher and rat like his life depends on it. He and Collo put in Herculean shifts against Cambridge, doing the work that seldom attracts the plaudits, but is often key to our success. He can also interchange with a front two of Collo and Nate, who should give Carlisle plenty to think about. Barks, Gayle and Smith appear the obvious change-ups, with Hourihane, Vickers and Elder in reserve, but much will depend on who is truly healthy on the day.
    And that, ladies and gentlemen is me done for the season. I’m fancying us for a decent performance, with a little style on show after an early goal to settle the nerves. 3-0 is the call with Collo, Nate and Sibs my fancies as the scorers. After some 55 games across the season, this one has definitely felt like something of a marathon, but in spite of the divided fan base, I’ve enjoyed seeing us tough it out. The football has been mildly bipolar, great one week, not so much the next, but I think all sides at this lowly level are inconsistent, only us and Pompey slightly less so than the others. Should we progress, of course we will face different challenges, but we will also have a very different playing roster. Doubts about the style of football will persist, but personally, I don't think Clowes will even contemplate letting Warne go and as such, Warne will retain my support until such time as he doesn't! 
    Here’s hoping then,  for a resounding win, a respectful but joyous celebration of an important and healing day for all connected with the club and one that the majority can safely enjoy. Also, calm and stress-free journeys for any fans travelling significant distances and a bright and shiny, new future for Derby County Football club.
    COYR
    BE MORE B4
     
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    Heisenberg reacted to angieram in B4 - for ever a Ram 🐏   
    I miss chatting to Dan at away games and think of him often. He would be loving this run in, no wobbles for him! We'd discuss tactics in the concourse pre-game, how many we'll win by and possible goalscorers over a cuppa (me) and a pie and a pint (Dan) with much enthusiasm. 
    I take my photocard of Daniel to every game, and feel he is still with us, willing us on. 
    #bemoreB4
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    Heisenberg reacted to MACKWORTHRAM in v Charlton Athletic (H) Match Day Thread   
    Had time to calm down a bit now after yesterday to give my honest opinion.
    First 20 minutes of the first half, I thought we looked good. It was all us, but we didn't create any chances at all. Scored from a corner. 
    We go in at half time and you just think come out and get the second goal. But we started so poorly. Despite us being poor, we were still ok and Charlton did not look dangerous at all. 
    Then Wildsmith decides to give the most ludicrous penalty away you will see (exactly the same as Oxford away) unforgiveable. Clearly not learnt his lesson. You cannot legislate for that at all. As soon as Vickers is fit, he would be going back in. Then i'd be looking for a new number 1 in the summer. 
    Then it just gave them hope, when they had none. Another mistake and another goal.
    I was ok after the Barnsley game, thought it was tight, neither team created a lot. Both scored a set piece. The difference was they scored a really great finish, Neither keeper had anything to do. Draw would have been fair.
    But last night, we are playing against a team that has not won for 18 games. Regardless of the fact that they have good players and are underperforming. I cannot remember their keeper making a save or us testing him at all. At no point did I think we would score in open play, we could still be out there now and not scored. Which against a team 20th in the league is unacceptable. 
    Warne comes out after every game saying we moved the ball to slow, we weren't brave enough on the ball. Yet every game we do it again.
    I am not a fan of Warne or the football. You can forgive the football if we win games. But last night was hideous and inexcusable.
    I saw people moaning he took Smith off. But Smith was blowing out his arse and was done after 50 odd minutes. Not sure why Thompson didn't get on to replace the energy vacated by Smith. Really not sure why Cashin was left back either. 
    We simply have to win the next 3 games. All winnable. But my biggest concern is that we just are not creating any chances at all. 2 games in a row now I can't remember the opposition keeper having to make a save. Even last night if their keeper had made save after save and we were creating chances. You would have come out thinking, its one of them days, Gave 2 poor goals away but we are creating chances so carry on like that and we will be fine. 
    The best I have seen us play this season was the second half at Oxford. We were on the front foot, brilliant. That's what we need.
    We have nothing to lose now, I want to see us come out, create chances and put teams to bed.
    Sitting on a 1-0 lead at home is criminal and has cost us so many points this season. 3 last night, 2 against Wycombe, 2 against Shrewsbury. 
    We aren't sacking Warne now. So we have just got to get behind them and hope we can do enough to get up. 
     
     
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    Heisenberg reacted to angieram in v Charlton Athletic (H) Match Day Thread   
    Last night? Wing back, winger, centre-forward. Three positions in under 45 minutes' football. There's no wonder the players don't know what they're doing.
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Nishfan in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Mimester in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from i-Ram in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Zag zig in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg reacted to Oldben in January Reinforcements   
    Ché Adams, Aaron Connolly, Kelechi Iheanacho, Kayden Jackson and Tyrese Campbell are all free agents in the summer.
    Which ones would you choose to replace our old strike force in the summer, who are also free agents and the list includes Connor Washington and martyn waghorn. 
    I'm assuming here we somehow make the championship next season, and also assume that the older players who seem to be injury prone are probably a waste of our wage budget in the Championship.
    We will have 10+ free agents in the summer, but I thought its worth looking at younger strikers first.
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from LeedsCityRam in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from SKRam in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Derby4Me in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Caerphilly Ram in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Crewton in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from angieram in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from DerbyAleMan in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Jourdan in Barnsley FC v Derby - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 24th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Onto Oakwell as the Rams look to make it 6 unbeaten in the league.
    Got a good feeling about this one. Then again, I also did when we made the trip last season and we got trounced 4-1! Hoping for a better day this time around.
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg reacted to Kernow in Dwight Gayle - Signed until the end of the season   
    ChatGPT malfunction

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    Heisenberg reacted to Millenniumram in Dwight Gayle - Signed until the end of the season   
    I’ve been told the EFL are trying to block this deal 
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Derby4Me in Derby v Stevenage FC - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 17th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Back on home soil as we look to stretch the unbeaten run to 5 games.
    I fancy Barkuizen to come back into the starting 11 for this one off the back of him scoring last night. Hopefully Collo’s knee(?) isn’t too sore and he’s passed fit enough to feature.
    Another 3 points on the board would do just nicely!
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Carl Sagan in Derby v Stevenage FC - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 17th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Back on home soil as we look to stretch the unbeaten run to 5 games.
    I fancy Barkuizen to come back into the starting 11 for this one off the back of him scoring last night. Hopefully Collo’s knee(?) isn’t too sore and he’s passed fit enough to feature.
    Another 3 points on the board would do just nicely!
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from RadioactiveWaste in Derby v Stevenage FC - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 17th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Back on home soil as we look to stretch the unbeaten run to 5 games.
    I fancy Barkuizen to come back into the starting 11 for this one off the back of him scoring last night. Hopefully Collo’s knee(?) isn’t too sore and he’s passed fit enough to feature.
    Another 3 points on the board would do just nicely!
    UTR! 🐏
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    Heisenberg got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Derby v Stevenage FC - Match Day Thread   
    Saturday 17th February 2024. 3pm kick-off.
    Back on home soil as we look to stretch the unbeaten run to 5 games.
    I fancy Barkuizen to come back into the starting 11 for this one off the back of him scoring last night. Hopefully Collo’s knee(?) isn’t too sore and he’s passed fit enough to feature.
    Another 3 points on the board would do just nicely!
    UTR! 🐏
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