HenryKrinkle Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Following on from my Capital FM tirade...thanks to an office reshuffle, I have to endure music that I don't like now on a daily basis. Although still in my early 30s, I have already reached the stage in life where I think all new music is rubbish. Here are a few of fave lyrics from Capital's current playlist: Rhianna - "Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it" Really?? Sweaty scrote and musky clunge...you're into that? Incidentally, I find the censorship of the words "sex", "whips" and "chains" on Radio 1 absurd in 2011. Usher - "Baby got some booty like pow pow pow, baby got some boobies like wow oh wow" Oh dear. Tiny Tempah - "I've been Southampton but I've never been to Ssausagehorpe" I actually quite like this lyric, but think it might be the other way 'round for me...unfortunately. Alexis Jordan - "My hydraulics bump hard but I can't kiss a car" Well, you can if you want. What hydraulics though? You're telling me that she was driving around in a 'Six-Fo Impala' before her two songs came out...yes, you're a proper gangsta, love. P. Diddy - "lost my dog" Poor sod.....and his bezzy mate died to top it all off! Bored. Lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 another Tinie Tempah one - Pass Out I've got so many clothes i keep some in my aunt's house... If you have enough money to buy so many clothes buy another wardrobe problem solved. Boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Doesn't Tinie Tempah also say something like "wakin up in the mornin can't afford a pair of trainers" ??? Primark. £6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryKrinkle Posted April 11, 2011 Author Share Posted April 11, 2011 Yes, and his uncle used to drink a can of kestrel if life got stressful.... Hardly drowning your sorrows in one can... and I can't afford a pair of trainers EVERY time I get up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Oasis, overrated lyricists. "On the palm of her hand is a blister" clearly is the only word he could think of that rhymes with sister and missed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Rihanna and Brittany have just released a remix of the s&m song. They played it on Capitol Radio this afto in Sheffield, and I never really listened to the lyrics untill that was played. I say! I look forward to the remix video. *rubbs thighs of suede trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 This is Disgusting. " We've got the best team in the land " Florest late 70's. Dirty Bathtubs *spit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Anything by the 'Barmy Army'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. Proper cruisin music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTR.93 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Anything by the 'Barmy Army'. Surely not?! I honestly thought Dale Cavese was such a great song especially the way they all drag it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghRam Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Rihanna - "sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me" like seriously? is she actually saying these words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Rihanna - "sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me" like seriously? is she actually saying these words Gets me going, big-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Rihanna - "sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me" like seriously? is she actually saying these words I have to admit I cringe when my daughters sing this. And to think Relax was banned. What's the world coming to. :redface::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryKrinkle Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 I have to admit I cringe when my daughters sing this. And to think Relax was banned. What's the world coming to. :redface::eek: But seriously....they edit out the words "sex", "whips" and "chains" when they play it on Radio 1...how sad is that? To my knowledge, none of these words are actually "rude" in isolation....pathetic. Here's another..... Kesha - "wake up in the morning......before I leave wash my teeth with a bottle of Jack..." In another song she mentions taking a water bottle full of whisky out in her purse with her... I'm sorry, but that doesn't make you cool....it makes you an alcoholic.....one that sounds like Bart Simpson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRam Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 What's that 'do it like a dude' one - grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you......nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghRam Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 What's that 'do it like a dude' one - grab my crotch, wear my hat low like you......nice. another riihanna special, something like "can you get it up, are you big enough? and little girls idolise her, it really really disgusts me that she sings about stuff like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I don't mind her singing it. Particularly like "all of the lights" video for her oufit alone. Bit of S&M with her....yes please. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/20/article-1358773-0D465774000005DC-943_634x367 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorksopRam Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 another riihanna special, something like "can you get it up, are you big enough? and little girls idolise her, it really really disgusts me that she sings about stuff like that To be fair, it's not as if she chooses to be idolised by young girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Liking the picture dave. But there are some awful song lyrics these days, particularly by black eyed peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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