dcfcdavecov Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 :eek: I take huge offence at the word 'armpit' in that insult. Monkey ragging bandit actually sounds quite amusing as a title I blame you, Dave. Are we all agreed? Dave is to blame? Good, i'm glad we made it official. Burn him. Alex mate, you've made a few typos in that post. You've missed an "O" everytime you type Daveo. Thought for a second you were actually blaming me....but you wouldn't do that would you, you whiskey-breathed slot stroker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 Alex mate, you've made a few typos in that post. You've missed an "O" everytime you type Daveo. Thought for a second you were actually blaming me....but you wouldn't do that would you, you whiskey-breathed slot stroker. Well, what a humorous little situation we find ourselves in. You see, I did actually mean to blame you, but you've taken it as me making typos and meaning to blame Daveo. Wheras I actually did mean to blame you in the first place. Oh what a funny little exchange that was........ And you be quiet, you big nosed midget botherer. Tell me, do you shag them against a wall? Or get in there and spin them like a propeller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Well, what a humorous little situation we find ourselves in. You see, I did actually mean to blame you, but you've taken it as me making typos and meaning to blame Daveo. Wheras I actually did mean to blame you in the first place. Oh what a funny little exchange that was........ And you be quiet, you big nosed midget botherer. Tell me, do you shag them against a wall? Or get in there and spin them like a propeller? I can never tell if you understand my sense of humour, or i don't get yours lol. Nay mind, i wouldn't mind this thread descending into the best insult thread. Alex you organ burgaling, spunk peddler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 I can never tell if you understand my sense of humour, or i don't get yours lol. Nay mind, i wouldn't mind this thread descending into the best insult thread. Alex you organ burgaling, spunk peddler. I think we both understand them, but just never follow the other ones joke And you're on, good sir! Dave you **** gobbling, badger pleaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 The flirting in this thread is embarrassing, get a room will yer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 You herpes snorting, fag crank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 Semen swallowing, elf buggerer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Crease tickling, poo prodding, camel-toe licking, t1t handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 Bum hair chewing, dog sucking, toilet set licking, elephant fister. (I think we can both agree that this thread would have won the 'Most elequant use of language' award had there been one, eh Dave) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 The flirting in this thread is embarrassing, get a room will yer! Just cus you want in on this Daveo, no need to be jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I don't do threesomes or men for that matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 I don't do threesomes or men for that matter That's not what Boycie told me....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 More fool you for listening to Boycie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 More fool you for listening to Boycie Oh no......I didn't listen........he sent me the pictures. They made me feel ill :frown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 jealousy my dear boy, can't help how big mine is and yes I have been asked if I'm half horse half human, I can honestly say I'm 100% human, I just have a big wonga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 jealousy my dear boy, can't help how big mine is and yes I have been asked if I'm half horse half human, I can honestly say I'm 100% human, I just have a big wonga. What are you talking about? I could barely see you in it, it was video'd from the back you see, and you were the 'woman' shall we say........ Boycies got a sweet ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 jealousy my dear boy, can't help how big mine is and yes I have been asked if I'm half horse half human, I can honestly say I'm 100% human, I just have a big wonga. Is a wonga a big set of front teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 get back to the insults I was enjoying them:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 get back to the insults I was enjoying them:mad: Join in. But you can call Daveo this time. (And i'm waiting on Dave to reply, I fear he may have been bowled over by my last reply and has withdrawn from the competition) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcfcdavecov Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Join in. But you can call Daveo this time. (And i'm waiting on Dave to reply, I fear he may have been bowled over by my last reply and has withdrawn from the competition) HA...you feckin wish STD dipping, squid fisting, tranny feeling, hepatitus bandit.... all without circumventing the swear filter. I thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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