Take me out, (the itv1 show,not a plea)

[Boycie]

Lets make up some catch phrases for paddy.

He's your starter.

Let the Jock see the strap.

[Day]

No likey no lighty

[Boycie]

Fool already has that one.

how about,

Let the knob see the cheese.

[Boycie]

Let the Daveo see the sky:mad:

[Day]

Let the Boycie see the pie

[Boycie]

Hmmph.:frown:

[Day]

We need another single to mingle in the line up

[Day]

Let the hanky see the panky

[Boycie]

Let the sausage see the roll.

[Day]

Once you've had black you don't go back

[Boycie]

you've not got the hang of this thread have you?

[Boycie]

Let the pig see the blanket

[Day]

Is you cold or is you just pleased to see me

[Boycie]

Let the horn see the blower.

[Day]

Did it hurt.....when you fell from heaven

[Boycie]

Let the plug see the socket.

[Alex W]

Let the fist see the arse?

You know, for the gay edition.

[MrsRam]

Alex - :mad:

Wakey Wakey here comes Snakey........:eek:

[Boycie]

Oh thank god, some members!

(ow er missus)

[Alex W]

Alex - :mad:

You called?

"Try to woo her with a plan,

if that fails get the b1tch in the van".