Day Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 1) If mineral water is filtered by layers of rocks in mountains for hundreds of years why does the bottle have a sell by date ? 2) If you put butter on a cats belly does it land on its back ie butter side up instead of on its feet as a cat should ? 3) When a person first milked a cow where did they get the idea from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 1-feck knows 2-If the cat had been cooked the same as toast prior to being buttered then yes. 3-Watching mummy play with Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicky-27 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Do fish ever get thirsty? When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Dave - the water one is all about movement, once bottled the water starts to magnate Do fish ever get thirsty? When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? fish - thirst is a dehydration warning so no pet food - depends on the company but it is tested by a human eating it... Nice huh best thing before sliced bread - sex try to fail - both i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Bakers, shoot me down in spectacular fashion, but do you not mean stagnate? Looked on wiki, and there wasn't a reference to water or still non running water. But, I'll bend over and take it like a man if you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I've often wondered where seedless grapes come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Polish workers are paid 25p an hour to remove the seeds with fine tweezers for those that prefer to swallow instead of spitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Why is sea water and sperm salty. (so they say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 why is billy davies such a ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 why do woman bleed for a week and dont die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Because they exaggerate the whole period thing, little dribble of blood each day for a week and they think there gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red fever Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 why is billy davies such a ****? I think it's the school uniform http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/Vainsausagey/cranky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakeri666 Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Boycie - sorry was on my phone, predictive typing killed my smugness why is billy davies such a ****? because he's Scottish?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 bang on the money bakeri! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I think it's the school uniform http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/Vainsausagey/cranky He's looking younger is Billy? Has he had his eye bags done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 He's looking younger is Billy? Has he had his eye bags done? Now those questions are definitely unanswerable! Are birds cleverer than humans because they were twittering way way before we discovered it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 It's tweeting you ginger fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 wrong page for 5 word answers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 And you've been on 5 minutes and you've buggered up my thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Red Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 already buggered if you ask me lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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