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Nottingham Florist F.C. have a vacancy for an interperator to work with their manager Billy Davies.

The post involves interperating Glaswegian into English.

The board anticipate this will be a short term appiontment of up to six months.

Interested parties should apply to:-

Nottingham Florist F.C

The Shitey Ground

Trent Bridge

Nottingham

NOB 1

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This is to do with Late Kick Off if I'm not mistaken, they did a section on that Polish kid, tried to make out he was the next Ronaldo or summart. Anyhow he can hardly speak English, the Dwarf responded to a question 'is that a problem?', with summart like he can't speak English. Funny buggah he is. Only watched it as I was told Sav made a tit of himself again, I'l no comment on that.

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you know its not ON trent bridge right??

its also not in NG1...

if your gonna make a humorous version of the address at least get the starting point right

Nottingham Forest Football Club

The City Ground,

Nottingham,

NG2 5FJ

If you insist on using a street (although technically it isn't part of a street) then use Pavilion Road

sorry to be a stickler - but if your gonna wum, do it right ;)

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Nottingham Florist F.C. have a vacancy for an interperator to work with their manager Billy Davies.

The post involves interperating Glaswegian into English.

The board anticipate this will be a short term appiontment of up to six months.

Interested parties should apply to:-

Nottingham Florist F.C

The Shitey Ground

Trent Bridge

Nottingham

NOB 1

Due to a lack of interest in the above vacancy the manager has requested that all applications be sent to him at his address :-

His Royal Slyness Vissausage Lord Sir Billy Davies V.D, W.C

The Napolean Bonaparte Ward

Rampton Hospital for the Criminally Deluded

Rampton

Nutts

NOT 5ANE

He can also be contacted via his website WWW.billyshitlicker.com

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Snottingham Florist Hoofball Club

The small little shed in the garden of a famous and historic cricket ground.

The Shitty Ground

Pavilion Chode.

West Bridgford (Not Nottingham!)

NG2 5 Forest Jokes.

See thats much better... well done Joe! although i'd probably have gone for shottingham instead of snottingham - but that's just me

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