AmericanRam Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Shoot the barsteward. I have tried to just catch him, so I can take him a nearby wooded area and release him, but he is too fast. Perhaps shooting him may be only alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I love raccoons me. I'd go out with one but probably not get married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 "http://molterpestandwildlife.com/wildlife-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/raccoon_large" alt="raccoon_large"> That is essentially how the one who lurks around my house acted towards me last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I have tried to just catch him, so I can take him a nearby wooded area and release him, but he is too fast. Perhaps shooting him may be only alternative. "Mr. AmericanRam, why did you shoot the racoon?" "He was looking at me funny. Thought he was a bad ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 "Mr. AmericanRam, why did you shoot the racoon?" "He was looking at me funny. Thought he was a bad ass" See image I posted. This thing gives me the creeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I love animals (probably more than people), but as Stalin said "a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic". Sometimes unpleasant things are necessary. Advice on morality from stalin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Advice on morality from stalin? Not morality, more the conscious. I find it a very interesting thing. A single event can have a huge impact on me, but the same thing on a larger scale and it's not nearly the same effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I love animals but they don't seem to like me. I've been threatened by a sheep Physically attacked by a cow Had a near miss with a dolphin Chased by a goat Shat on by birds (several) And seriously kicked in the upper thigh by a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 4, 2014 Author Share Posted October 4, 2014 I love animals (probably more than people). "http://themiseryguts.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/shee-shagger" alt="shee-shagger"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I love animals but they don't seem to like me. I've been threatened by a sheep Physically attacked by a cow Had a near miss with a dolphin Chased by a goat Shat on by birds (several) And seriously kicked in the upper thigh by a chickenthis reminds me of my very first joke I made up as a teenager. 3 of us were in a field and one mate said "what do we do if the sheep charge?" "Get yer money out!" I replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Filth. Pure filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 I never had a dirty mind until I got locked in a barn by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Man thats a weird video Glad someone else is enjoying them as much as I do..........if you know his stuff you'll see he does a lot of tv ads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 this reminds me of my very first joke I made up as a teenager. 3 of us were in a field and one mate said "what do we do if the sheep charge?" "Get yer money out!" I replied. Dfshpd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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