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Boycie

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Carveries are places were there is more food on the tables and floors than there is on t'plates.

And that's saying summart.

You get the munta with plate Everest saying " I'm not over doing it, cus I want to leave room for me bottomless ice cream"

When she does get up, she's got a small child wedged between her butt cheeks.

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Too right,

Some off them carry their plates that high to not let the other seated diners see their challenge.

What makes me laugh is when the muntas grind to a holt at the empty cheese cauliflower pot. Grunting like pigs until a sweaty spotty pencil necked urchin brings out another load.

There's no fookin room on their plates mind!

Bloody gravey creates a mini tsunami.

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