Walkley Ram

Finally, some decent literature on this forum.

I've honestly lost track of who's a Derby fan and who's a Bolton fan in this thread. Only one way to explain a team's performances over a season to someone who's not been to games. It's not Xg, or any of those stats. It's the league table. Came home from the pub last night absolutely steaming. Mrs was well up for a bit of romance. Couldn't get little Oodle up. Absolutely limp. I assume that still counts as getting my end away though. Ended my night on +1 expected shag, so that pretty much shows everyone how good I am in bed. That's how stupid it Xg is.

Remember when he wasn't playing for Charlton just before he signed? Charlton said he was injured. We all assumed it was due to the transfer etc, but what if he was actually injured? Sounds like he's not been fully fit for a while.

The league was easier last year. Which is why 3 of the only half-decent teams ran up cricket scores while the rest of us watched on. There. I said it.

So is the Bolton forum. They're all related.

If you were the better team, why didn't you just win the game? Anyway, best of luck in the playoffs.

What do you mean "if"

I think Hourihane has qualities that we just can't seem to benefit from in this system. The amount of times he drifted out wide yesterday to literally stand and watch Bolton play their way through the huge gaps in midfield was frustrating. He definitely needs at least two bodies in there doing his work for him, but at this stage of his career it's debatable whether it's worth that investment. He's a bit like a vintage rolls royce. Nice to have, but eventually you'll get sick of the loops you have to jump through to keep it going.

My mum was a wheelchair user. The amount of times she had to sit not only away from the Derby fans, but also away from the rest of the family was rubbish. I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir though! Good on Pompey for letting you sit where you should be.

Wash is fit. TJJ might be back before the end of the season.

MASSIVE

Lucky you, you'll not have to see it next season either.

Man of the match, Bolton's number 27 taking 30 seconds for each of his long throws. What a dunce. GET THE EFF IN YOU EFFING RAMS

This is it boys. See you on the other side.

7 mins about to be added.

Are you from the future?

Coward.

I know Tommo has his limitations, but his willingness to be there when a pass needs to be made is top class. Always, always shows for the ball. Never goes missing. Absolute polar opposite to Hourihane in that respect.

Still time to edit this if you wanted

NO IT BLOODY ISN'T

Elder on for sibs. And that's our last sub.

Cameron Jerome about to come on. Surprised he's still playing.

Agreed. But it won't be today. Next Saturday maybe.

We did change the shape at half time. We've looked awful since. Not sure what I'd do now with one change left.