sage

Hahahaha! Unluckeeeeee

My explanation of 'I've started so i'll finish' at least made them laugh and I got away with a telling off.

In the middle of a nettle patch, in the dark, whilst a tad drunk. Foookin ell did that sting!!!!

Mine was only slightly bad(under the pay and display sign in Wirksworth Market Place after 5 pints) until2 coppers turned up and I couldn't stop.

Following the success of the Poo thread, what about most unusual/inappropriate place you've had a p1ss

However, Mo55y himself is a complete and utter...

Wordsworth

Is a terrible poet

I went to the game and need cheering up. Can we play a game?