Gaspode

Remember my (very inebriated) mate having a pee and then looking down and saying "Oh no! I've pee'd all over my shoes" - to which the (thankfully equally wrecked) bloke next to him looked down and said "yep - and you pee'd all over mine as well" - a swift exit ensued....

Remember my (very inebriated) mate having a pee and then looking down and saying "Oh no! I've pee'd all over my shoes" - to which the (thankfully equally wrecked) bloke next to him looked down and said "yep - and you pee'd all over mine as well" - a swift exit ensued....

That's what happens when you have your tattoo done by Curly 

Met a more than lightly inebriated bloke in a chip shop many years ago who reckoned he'd got Derby Count Football Club tattooed on his 'old man' - he'd already got his fly undone before we could convince him that we really didn't want to see it.....