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Isn't spending more money, breaking FFP rules considered cheating though, hence the points deduction?

Steady on, I was only out here giving information out

Arsenal celebrating like they've won the league. 🥶

Just seen a bloke, easily 30+ with one of those wooly hats on that has goggles stitched in. Come on Arsenal!!!!

In the pub watching Luton v Arsenal. It's currently 3-3. This is Arsenal all over. What a frustrating club that must be to support.

I'm taking that asterisks, you better believe it. Let them worry about who's taking the record off them.

If I'm a 3 and there is a 9 at the bar wanting to wine and dine me, you better believe I'm going to enjoy and live the moment

Just ignore xG. Seriously ignore it. Some rogue stat some nerds have come up with for the hipsters. xG is the fruity IPA's of the alcohol world. Stick to the Madri/Goals Scored

An alternative view to this would be, long may this continue!

Why will Christmas Dinner with Elon Musk be terrible this year? He won't stop talking about his X.

If you do Premier Inn, just make sure you moan before you leave, otherwise they won't refund on their good night sleep guarantee anymore. Pube on the pillow always works.

You can stop that nonsense now. We're in League 1 due to a points deduction, that feels pretty real right now.

Is the pizza car shop trophy final for those that are wondering tonight.

Don't talk to me about Last Man Standing. 3 left, I had to go with Blackburn, gone deep this time. Useless. £200 on the line

Asked what his remit is, to win the next game was his response. They play Liverpool next.

Careful, sounds like you're setting them a challenge to lower the tone further!

Entertaining though. Let's be fair here for a minute, we've given you lot plenty over the last few years so the least you could do is perform the miracle of finishing bottom 3.

Team Talk do spout some utter nonsense. Can't see us losing him, how many clubs have ever lost a footballer? Too much value in them to put one down and forget where you've put him. Even if he went out for a few drinks, pulled, went back to hers and didn't show for training in the morning, he will more than likely let one of the lads know and the club would be informed. If anything at least that would help fund the Christmas party by docking his wages for a week. Just shows you the state of the media today, printing anything to chase those clicks, I guess what with the Man United being useless has been drained of all possible interest, they have to move down the leagues to find some content to lure people in. Football club loses player, give me a break, not an international one those as they are just as boring. It's felt like one this weekend, I'm calling it now that's why they have published this. Giving those anti Warne lot more ammo, pile on after we got knocked out the FA Cup so didn't play and now Warne has gone and lost a player. Like he should somehow have an Apple AirTag stitched in his underwear like some crazed bunny boiler type, because that would be totally normal right? Saying that, he gets hammered for wearing bobble hats which is totally normal, even more so when you're bald. Bald man loses player shocker! Come on, what's his lack of hair got to do with anything, it's all genetic, I tell you what, I'd rather be bald than be one of those miserable buggers that jump online to just moan more than an adult content creator. Creating though is our biggest problem at the minute as well, forget losing Cashin, we haven't nor will we lose him, but what if we sold him and invested the money further up the pitch? Don't get me wrong, I'd love to keep hold of him, it's just the lad will have dreams of playing in the Premier League, how can you say no?

Never is a long time. Our record will be broken. Nor are we the "laughing stock of English football" like it or not, many won't even have a clue who has the worst points tally ever.

No.

Instagram's targeted ads are scary good, was only the other day I was looking in the mirror and thinking, I'm aging quite well you know. I could be a model. Then last night, this comes up...

Be no need to go down to the concourse at 3.30pm now for you, what with you already being stood next to a bar

We're all different. For me, there is plenty of doom and gloom in the real world without spending my downtime absorbing unnecessary negativity over a style of football. Not saying everyone should be like me, I'm not the online football fan blueprint to follow, just doing what works well in my life.

Google Glory Hunter and my face will appear. I only post when we're winning, possssst when we're winning! 😂

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