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Need a present for my missus' birthday!


ramLAD

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get the pair of you off to the nearest cirque de soleil show.

It's full of fit people doing amazing things, dancing girls in lovely outfits for me and annoyingly muscly blokes for the lovely missus me.

It's a quality experience - just dont buy the program or you'll be shattered that the lovely and ever so flexible scantily clad stunners are not quite as pretty as you could make out on the stage.

If you've got a spare bit of cash buy the "tapis rouge" tickets. She'll love you forever (or at least until you sprinkle under the toliet seat and forget to wipe it - even then you'd have to leave it for days before she got REALLY angry)

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