Boycie Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following Warning labels be placed immediately on all bottles. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w@nker Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers. Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hucknall Ram Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Sure it's not you talking from experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' /> Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you've had all your money nicked from your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that the munter you're talking to is actually Kelly Brook,Cindy Crawford etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 Warning. The alcohol could lead you into thinking that that young 19 year old girl would find a 40 something man attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Warning. The alcohol could lead you into thinking that that young 19 year old girl would find a 40 something man attractive. talking from experience i presume Boycie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 Hmmph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 touched a nerve have i owd son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 Only my mid life crisis nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Only my mid life crisis nerve. I've not had mine yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted April 22, 2012 Author Share Posted April 22, 2012 You'll be looking at 2 seater cars any time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorneoRam Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Warning: consumption of alcohol may make you believe you are the world's greatest authority on all football matters. Certainly would explain a few posts on here 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 consumption of alcohol may make you believe you have the voice of david bowie and the moves of john travolta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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