froggg Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Last night I'm cooking the dinner (gammon eggs and tefal actifry chips) I hear the cat flap go and boing........... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> a frog has only jumped in through the cat flap, quite a good sized one, took a few seconds to catch and release in my front garden......well I never 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Last night I'm cooking the dinner (gammon eggs and tefal actifry chips) I hear the cat flap go and boing........... 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> a frog has only jumped in through the cat flap, quite a good sized one, took a few seconds to catch and release in my front garden......well I never 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Hehehehe, odd or what? It's not everyday a frog lands on your kitchen floor. But Froggg, ya missed a trick my friend, ya should have chucked it in the fryer with the chips and had some frogs legs. Then again, maybe not for you? 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subman Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 No don't believe it, now hop it. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I agree, he's pulling our leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinza Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 No don't believe it, now hop it. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /> yeah.. that toad ya. 'http://www.dcfcfans.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Now thats spawny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 [size=1][size=1][size=4]A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides to make some home improvements. He doesn't have the money, so he hops to the bank to borrow some. At the bank, he takes a seat at loan officer Patricia Black's desk and explains his dilemma. "I want to upgrade my lily pad, maybe add another window, but I don't have the cash. Can you lend me the money?" "Maybe. What can you offer as collateral?" "Well," says the frog. "All I have is this paperweight. You shake it up, and it snows on the little village. Cute, huh?" "Hmm . . . I'll have to speak to my manager." She enters her manager's office. "Mr. Bitterby, I've got a frog at my desk who wants to borrow money for lily pad improvements. But all he can offer for collateral is this glass paperweight." Mr. Bitterby takes the paperweight, he fts it in his hand, looks at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."[/size][/size][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Anyway, I'm not going to Kermit to anymore replies on this thread. I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted December 12, 2011 Author Share Posted December 12, 2011 so was the frog....straight out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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