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Things in football that I would change, leaving aside the obvious like mega rich owners and football agents:

Ban substitutions after 80minutes and let fans enjoy an exciting end to a game. ( I would except keepers from this).

Ball out of play i.e. remind officials all the ball has to be over line.

Ban music when a team score a goal - please !

Substitution sponsored by Fred Bloggs auto centre - please no.

Decent bars selling good beers at reasonable prices.

And DCFC:

Stop interupting the Dambusters - it's part of our tradition.

And another thing, lets get back to the proper socks, black with white tops.

Done ! Now I feel better.

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Things in football that I would change, leaving aside the obvious like mega rich owners and football agents:

Ban substitutions after 80minutes and let fans enjoy an exciting end to a game. ( I would except keepers from this).

Ball out of play i.e. remind officials all the ball has to be over line.

Ban music when a team score a goal - please !

Substitution sponsored by Fred Bloggs auto centre - please no.

Decent bars selling good beers at reasonable prices.

And DCFC:

Stop interupting the Dambusters - it's part of our tradition.

And another thing, lets get back to the proper socks, black with white tops.

Done ! Now I feel better.

Any you want to add ?

I like that idea. Would stop all this time-wasting nonsense at the end.

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Things in football that I would change, leaving aside the obvious like mega rich owners and football agents:

Ban substitutions after 80minutes and let fans enjoy an exciting end to a game. ( I would except keepers from this).

Ball out of play i.e. remind officials all the ball has to be over line.

Ban music when a team score a goal - please !

Substitution sponsored by Fred Bloggs auto centre - please no.

Decent bars selling good beers at reasonable prices.

And DCFC:

Stop interupting the Dambusters - it's part of our tradition.

And another thing, lets get back to the proper socks, black with white tops.

Done ! Now I feel better.

Any you want to add ?

If you banned subs after 80 minutes, then we would never make any :eek:

like most of your ideas though

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Things in football that I would change, leaving aside the obvious like mega rich owners and football agents:

Ban substitutions after 80minutes and let fans enjoy an exciting end to a game. ( I would except keepers from this).

Ball out of play i.e. remind officials all the ball has to be over line.

Ban music when a team score a goal - please !

Substitution sponsored by Fred Bloggs auto centre - please no.

Decent bars selling good beers at reasonable prices.

And DCFC:

Stop interupting the Dambusters - it's part of our tradition.

And another thing, lets get back to the proper socks, black with white tops.

Done ! Now I feel better.

Any you want to add ?

When a corner is taken, the ball must be clearly in the small green triangle of grass by the corner flag, not on the tip of the triangle or outside of the whole triangle.

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I would bin that ridiculous "steve bloomers watching song" its awful.

I would also ban that pillock announcer from shouting "you beauty" after commons scores.

I would change the power mad stewards with human beings with a sense of humour.

Absolutely bang on!

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I would bin that ridiculous "steve bloomers watching song" its awful.

I would also ban that pillock announcer from shouting "you beauty" after commons scores.

I would change the power mad stewards with human beings with a sense of humour.

How did I miss those ? Also how about imprisonment for the man who sends you to the ticket office at ten to three when your season ticket will not swipe.

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I hate it when players appeal for throw ins, corners, fouls, anything really when it's blatently obvious they're wrong.

Players going mental appealing for handball decisions when they've smashed the ball at a players arm from about a yard away. When referee's give handball for this it p*sses me off as well.

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Basically players (and managers) should be alot more disciplined, just like Rugby Union players and Cricketers, they hardly ever crowd around the ref, hardly ever any use abusive language, etc and when they do step out of line they are punished for their actions so they won't do it again.

These days footballers think they can get away with anything

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players should be booked when they kick the ball away, too often they get away with it and it infuriates me

Disagree. I'd enforce multiball, and allow 'em to kick the ball anywhere out of the field of play. Normally takes longer for the ref to talk to and book the player than it would for a ball boy to chuck another ball on and get on with it.

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